What a cocked up, half jacked, monkey fuckers the races were today.
Shitters (porta potties) lined against the corp. tents.
The boat whores chanting about being slutty whiskey drinking slong jockies loving to be DTF in front of the all girls christan academy high school team. (the race directors who I do volunteer time with and the coach of said christan academy will get an ear full, that bullshit is going to end it was graphic)
How they have it staged, more teams with multi entries and the secondary teams not able to support or encourage the competing teams on the water. I have a totally common sense idea about how to make it flow with out the cock ups, douche bag log jams and make it a win win.
Clogged walk ways of screaming chanting douche bags blocking the shitters.. Said shitters over flowing before the lunch break.
I got a better flow plan for communication and traffic flow for next year and will follow up with it next week when we move and dry dock.
But other than the dock nazis being up their own asses the kids make that team, made it s total blast and a half.
A positive gaggle of the most high strung spas kids in a good way, They are super supportive and take the sportsman like ideals to a whole new level.
So the kids paddled first. Stowed the paddles and jackets and hauled amped ass to the top of the gangway to high five and hoot and howl the teams going down and coming up. The adults on the second team peeled off and lined it with them.
So they high 5ed 6 other teams that competed against them and the adults and the ones staging for the next two heats.
They did that twice.
Got to see PT-658 in all her glory making the rounds. They slowed down to not swamp the kids competing.