I made a shit load of points with the club prez with that stunt.
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Keep in mind all of my knowledge about clubs come from (thankfully limited) dealings with pagons and watching sons of anarchy. So i really have no clue if thsts good or bad lol
Im a lone wolf and intend to stay that way.
It was the time of party. 20 something single & free. How shit changes.
Now im 61 & hope it still works when I unzip my jeans.
oh saddle
I get wasted and hope the same thing..... works fine unless im sloshed
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How old are you?
Only thing I ever saw that scares me to death is that cowboy on tv tryin' to sell catheters. 
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They not so bad, just need the good lube- and not that warming stuff. that shit hurts
You do what with it? Oh Hell no!
22. Like i said works fine. Unles im absolutly hammered. I can hold my liquar, but if im so drunk i think a grill can talk back im probably gunna have issues
I would tell my Doc, you fx this or your voice is gonna change!
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You do what with it? Oh Hell no!
Yeah I made that mistake once ........once
Hey boat, I say this as a friend, if you getting that sloshed at 22 and that mr happy isn't that happy, might wanna slow it down a bit
It takes ALOT to get me to the level of drunkenness where i can have a conversation with house hold cooking aperatuses.
the late night conversations in this thread 
I know that I will never have kidney stones.
When the air compressor starts talking, it's time for a nap.
And if the toaster starts giving life advice, run
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AMD if the vacuum cleaner starts looking sexy than its time to question life choices
Ok ok. Ive never talked to a toaster. Unless you count a cylon, but then again i wouldent know thst would i?
I was with my buddy at his weddings after party at his place. His new wife pased out it was just me him and his brother. It was like 4am we were still out back passing what had to be the 3rd or 8th bottle of jack thst just us consumed the whole time. His brother passed out in the lawn chair not to long later and me and him were just bullshitting about god knows what. And the whole time were also talking to bill. We didnt know a bill, but bill was there none the less. Anyways, we eventually pass out and wake up at like 4 or 5 the next evening, and his wife was telling us how after his brother passed out she came downstairs and she saw me and hunter having our conversation and she listened in for a bit (mostly to laugh at the two drunks guys on the deck) and she told us that aparently bill was the fucking grill. We were so blasted thst we thought the grill was bill. Well hey, it was a decent grill.
I was with my buddy at his weddings after party at his place. His new wife pased out it was just me him and his brother. It was like 4am we were still out back passing what had to be the 3rd or 8th bottle of jack thst just us consumed the whole time. His brother passed out in the lawn chair not to long later and me and him were just bullshitting about god knows what. And the whole time were also talking to bill. We didnt know a bill, but bill was there none the less. Anyways, we eventually pass out and wake up at like 4 or 5 the next evening, and his wife was telling us how after his brother passed out she came downstairs and she saw me and hunter having our conversation and she listened in for a bit (mostly to laugh at the two drunks guys on the deck) and she told us that aparently bill was the fucking grill. We were so blasted thst we thought the grill was bill. Well hey, it was a decent grill.
The thought of it gives me chills and nightmares
I have heard music when I know damn well there's no way. Don't happen often but It does happen.
Oh I thought you were talking to Mr. Happy
Air compressor at one of the older dealerships i worked at used to growl when it was cold out. Like it was fucking cranky or someshit
It's like that old joke that the guy was bitten by a snake and he called the doctor and asked his friend to suck out the poison a friend called the dr. And he said the doctors changed his mind you going to die.
Oh Jimi darlin that made my night
I mean, I growl when it's cold too. Makes winter in Ohio really suck
I have seen the shit that I know I can't happen but I know I saw it and I was sober.
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sober being a relative term?
I mean ghost stuff.
I used to haul tombstones coast to coast. Spending the night in a grave yard was normal.
There was kids that would knock on the truck & run.
Lived across from a civil war era grave yard for a while in pa. Never saw anything strang untill i saw two hobo humpin in it. Thank god i was fsr enough away that i didnt get a porno view of the ordeal
Kids are pricks srnt they?
No one there. Must be Casper yuk yuk.
Its like these idiots dont realize thst every single fucking generation has played dingdong ditch before. Its like oh im so cleaver im only the 49billionth human to figure this game out
Gnight corner folks
Gnight always
I didn't mind. My wife would sneak out of the truck & sometimes scare the crap out of em'. I don't mind that kind of fun.
G night Girl.
Hehehehe now thats fun.
The ones that paint stuff & tear stuff for no reason are the ones I want to shoot. 
You know the type.
You know the type.
Good night Always my dear friend see ya tomorrow
Good clean fun is still tops with me. I can tell a bitchin' ghost story.
Yup. I leave my bike out front and some asshat kids i think i know whos have ocasionaly left spray painted cocks on the sidewalk around here. If i find my bike fucked up one morning, i dont car how old some ones gunna dieThe ones that paint stuff & tear stuff for no reason are the ones I want to shoot.
Gnight jimi
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