Whiskey's CORNER #2 (#3 will be created 8-1-16)

[Saddletramp1200]

I caught two brats letting the air out of my car tires once. Took them to the town house office. Called the parents. This bitch in curlers come to the office & says I can't watch them all the time. I'm like, hold this bitch upside down in the pool. 4 in the afternoon.

 

[Saddletramp1200]

Sweet dreams Jimi!

 

[Boattlebot]

I caught two brats letting the air out of my car tires once. Took them to the town house office. Called the parents. This bitch in curlers come to the office & says I can't watch them all the time. I'm like, hold this bitch upside down in the pool. 4 in the afternoon.

Gotta love when people like thst repoduce

 

[Boattlebot]

Altho i did that to a buddy of mine once at a gas station lol. I took the schrader out and taped it with a quater to his windshield

 

[Saddletramp1200]

I believe the media is carrying this Orlando gay thing way to far.

 

[Saddletramp1200]

Ain't sayin' anything bad, but enough is enough. & stay at least 10 feet from me. I have Biker germs & I might be harmful.

 

[Boattlebot]

The media always takes things to far. Cat in a tree? Watch the live feed as we report on this cat-astrophe....

 

[Saddletramp1200]

I got a good place here. Been drinkin' & know when to hold my tongue.

 

[Saddletramp1200]

On the weekends Wife & I used to stop at the local market pick up food & BBQ right there in the grave yard. Locals thought we were nuts. Fuck em' Were gone as soon as the trailer is empty.

 

[Boattlebot]

Hahahaha

 

[Saddletramp1200]

Only asshole I ever met owns the grave yard in Front Royal. Hope he gets jock itch & out lives me.

 

[Saddletramp1200]

Dead people don't bother Me. Live people scare me enough to always carry a gun.

 

[celticluvr]

Poor kid.......

 

[Boattlebot]

Only the dead have seen the end of war.

 

[celticluvr]

 

[Saddletramp1200]

Funny thing, I always get along with others. Yet there are some that have something to prove. The young man that shot me was 17 when I blew his ass over a car hood into a brick building. I'm banned for life in NYC.

 

[Boattlebot]

Poor kid.......

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Could be worse. His name could be douchon mandick AND be wearing thst shirt lol

 

[Boattlebot]

Funny thing, I always get along with others. Yet there are some that have something to prove. The young man that shot me was 17 when I blew his ass over a car hood into a brick building. I'm banned for life in NYC.

Sucks for that guy. Really tho? You cant even go to nyc? Thst kinda blows.

 

[Saddletramp1200]

My ears still ring on occasion. Firing a .44 inside a truck cab is a very bad thing for hearing. Worse for a Mugger.

 

[Boattlebot]

Same goes for an apartment. Bad on ears, worse on drug dealer scum

 

[Saddletramp1200]

Sucks for that guy. Really tho? You cant even go to nyc? Thst kinda blows.

Yes it's true. A Judge told me if he ever sees Me in the city limits ever again I won't like it. He came to my hospital room. I think he meant it.

 

[Saddletramp1200]

They say you change if you kill another person. That's bull shit.

 

[Saddletramp1200]

Stupid monkey tried to kill & rob me. It didn't work.

 

[Saddletramp1200]

Oh, monkey is a term Truckers use. Means Idiot.

 

[Boattlebot]

They say you change if you kill another person. That's bull shit.

I know i changed. Not for the worse mind you.

 

[Boattlebot]

Oh, monkey is a term Truckers use. Means Idiot.

 

[Saddletramp1200]

I just don't want any hate mail. I will just delete it after laughin' about it.

 

[Saddletramp1200]

He had a girls .25. Didn't even hurt. The scar is even gone. Lame ass Moron.

 

[Saddletramp1200]

I stopped givin' a Rat's ass about what people think of Me, years ago.

 

[Boattlebot]

Tyrone (actual name) had a .38 snub. I had a 44 uburti black powder cap and ball magnum load. I won.

 

[Boattlebot]

I stopped givin' a Rat's ass about what people think of Me, years ago.

I never started

 

[Saddletramp1200]

James Leon Martin Jones was this Morons name. Cop said, this Man's dead. I mumbled, Ya' think? rotfl Had a hole in him big as a fuckin' bagel.

 

[Saddletramp1200]

The powers that be explained in graphic detail it's not legal to have a hand gun in NYC. I said, bitch at my travel agent, he sent me here.

 

[Saddletramp1200]

Told em' next time Conn Edison needs pipe they can go get it themselves.

 

[Boattlebot]

Tryone johnson. Drug dealer, posible murderer, atempted murderer. Cops told me later the gun he had had 2 bodys on it. Wasent much left of his left shoulder area. Ball went throught him, the inner wall and out the brick wall. Atleast i dont think thst hole was in the brick before hand

 

[Boattlebot]

Told em' next time Conn Edison needs pipe they can go get it themselves.

Hehehehehe

 

[Saddletramp1200]

When you turn 23 might look into trucking. They pay you to learn & it's a pretty good life. Go with Werner if you do. I was leased to them. They have fine trucks.

 

[Saddletramp1200]

The monkeys bullet went thru Me the seat & killed our new color tv. I was pissed. They would not let me shoot his ass some more.

 

[Boattlebot]

Ive considered it. Still in the back of my mind. If i did it, now would be the time. Nothing to really tie me down. Only thing i gots a dog, and shes my moms.

Never heard of a company paying to teach yeah. Id have to get a cdl

 

[Boattlebot]

Would a company pay for me to get my cdl? I dont have the scratch to go to one of those cdl schools

 

[Saddletramp1200]

It's all paid for now. They train you, Right you work for them 5 months to pay for the cdl Training & shit. It's a great bargain. I owned my own truck. Learned the hard way. No school back then.

 

[Saddletramp1200]

Sure, they will send a truck for you if there is one close to you, or a bus ticket to get you there. They were fallin all over us happy.to get me. Had 3 years already.

 

[Boattlebot]

Shit i really might look into that soon if mavis dont work out. Or if lossord drags their ass to hire someone they clearly want to fucking hire

 

[Saddletramp1200]

I quit driving when I started building bikes. We made around 35,000 a year take home way back then. Be about 55,000 now. That seems low, but no rent, electric, ect. Be amazed how fast it adds up.

 

[Boattlebot]

Exactly. Little to no overhead and no family to support with it? Pure profit. Only thing id need is juice and my phone card.

 

[Saddletramp1200]

We were paid tourists. See the USA & get paid for it. WE never went home if we didn't want too. Spent most of our time in Cali. Kickin back.

 

[Boattlebot]

Plus ive always wanted to travle.


Add another expense. Id total pay for the premium pandora if i drove truck. I wanna be able to skip more then 6 songs

 

[Boattlebot]

Saddle, i think you may have just talked me into it.

 

[Saddletramp1200]

I begged & lied to learn how to drive. No schools back then. It's a wonderful life for a young person.

 

[Boattlebot]

Actually makes sense to. My grandfather owned a fairly sucsesfull trucking company in the 60s and 70s my dad drove truck for a while. Fuck mighf as well continue thst tradtion