What type of spider is this brown ,black & hairy please help a fellow vaper!

[dna30god]

 

[Fishee]

Tarantula maybe.
Got lots of big spiders that look similar to that here in Colorado.
Blow some vapor at it. See if it makes him happy.
That's what I would do.
Or poke at it with a stick.
Or see if it wants to bite you.
Yeah, those are the things I would do.
Or try feeding it to a cat maybe.

 

[AmandaD]

Looks ugly LOL Is this any help?
http://www.termite.com/spider-identification.html

 

[Fishee]

Sorry, I just realized I was probably of no help at all

 

[MKPM]

it is YOUR spider

 

[Time]

looks like a jumping spider. Harmless.

 

[MKPM]

looks like a jumping ON YOUR FACE spider. Harmless.

Nostril dwelling whilst you sleep spider.

 

[Lefty]

Nostril dwelling whilst you sleep spider.

Eeeek!

 

[BigNasty]

Jumping spiders are a god send leave alone and look for more hazardous crawlies.
Like widows, hobos and recluse. they are their favorite noms.

 

[Tripster]

I have killed 30+ Brown Recluse Spiders so far but other spiders I leave alone.

 

[Fishee]

I use to eat spiders.
But I was a different Fishee in those days

Spiders that eat fish are kinda scary

 

[havok333]

Looks a fine specimen of the North American Deathbringer. They excrete Ebola from their oversized fangs and are known to eat Kimodo Dragons for snacks!

 

[Whiskey]

Its not a recluse, that's a good thing

 

[CaFF]

North American Hellz Nope Spider?

 

[Whiskey]

Looks a fine specimen of the North American Deathbringer. They excrete Ebola from their oversized fangs and are known to eat Kimodo Dragons for snacks!

Looks a fine specimen of the North American Deathbringer. They excrete Ebola from their oversized fangs and are known to eat Kimodo Dragons for snacks!

You mean this guy??

 

[kelli]

oh no! poor gecko.

 

[pony]

in my house....if my wife finds it? its a dead spider.

 

[havok333]

in my house....if my wife finds it? its a dead spider.

Same here!

 

[havok333]

You mean this guy??

That's a badass Chuck Norris spider! I thought lizards ate THEM?!

 

[dna30god]

Too small for our event of those .I was only about as big as a quarter

 

[kelli]

in my house....if my wife finds it? its a dead spider.

i generally don't bother them. if they become too much of a nuisance, i scoop them up and take them outdoors. they are far too beneficial to the environment to destroy them.

 

[havok333]

i generally don't bother them. if they become too much of a nuisance, i scoop them up and take them outdoors. they are far too beneficial to the environment to destroy them.

That's what the wife does for lizards or crickets...but spiders or wasps, I get called in to hulk smash them.

 

[adk1989]

i generally don't bother them. if they become too much of a nuisance, i scoop them up and take them outdoors. they are far too beneficial to the environment to destroy them.

Preach lol I don't kill them either...most of the time they are just chilled lol not doing no harm lol

 

[UncleRJ]

It is the common barking spider AKA the Sabre Toothed Crotch Cricket.

In college I had a roommate that was usually infested with the suckers.

As I recall he used a special shampoo to get rid of them.

 

[adk1989]

It is the common barking spider AKA the Sabre Toothed Crotch Cricket.

In college I had a roommate that was usually infested with the suckers.

As I recall he used a special shampoo to get rid of them.

Haha haha omg I think I just died

 

[Ellipsis]

i think i pee'd myself, a little...