An Ode to Mystery EJuice Deals

[jwill]

You lure me in with a gallon of mystery juice for $20
I cannot say no even though I know better
Sour candy, rotten apples, beer flavored popcorn, burnt hair.
Its like April Fool's Jelly belly's. You disappoint me every time, But I don't say no.
Large pails of burned plastic
Wet hay
Warm summer garbage all in varying degrees of PG/VG + the kitchen sink and mop bucket.

I don't say no, I don't say no.

Its stuff so bad your desperate friends wont vape it and you cant give it to your frenemies.
Because unlike me they actually know better

But I found two of me favorite juices of all times in mystery bundles, its stuff I would never have purchased but has changed my life for the better. Stupid names, bad descriptions always passed over.
They are delicious things made of sunshine and rainbows, puppy dog breath and gods own spit
So I owe you mystery juice bundle and swim through a juice ocean of hobo piss and rotten fish in hopes you will bring two more favorites into the mix
but it has been so long I don't see why I bother.

---- An Ode to Mystery Ejuice Deals

 

[Ishkabibble]

OMG I'm dying laughing right now reading this! A true poet!

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[mach1ne]

i gotta agree. i found a place selling 120ml for 20cdn. it could be anything from 4x30ml, 1x120ml etc, containing totally random juice. my first time i got the absolute worst thing i have ever vaped, and a generic pink candy one i can prolly struggle through. an ok 60ml for 20 bucks (and a free bottle to anyone brave enough/prank/jackass the movie style). second time i got a really cool 'morning fix' pack with a 30 of coffee and 30 of donuts which was very interesting, but not really my adv. the other 60 was rice crispie squares/fruity pebbles, not bad either. so far it hasnt been a 'waste' of money, but i have not found anything great came from it either. my roomie also got some and she did 'ok' at best as well. we both get a kick out of it though, and will likely keep hitting that up.

great poem btw i only have time for a haiku

often you are good
never are you great or bad
leaves rolling through grass

 

[jwill]

I buy them almost every time I see one. I literally cannot pass them up but they do serve a purpose. I primarily gift them to friends and family when they need juice, are thinking about quitting, or want to shake up their juice routine. Keeps them out of my private stash.

I know a lot of people who when first starting out love the cereals and candies since they are familiar. Stuff makes me ill so I dont use it, but keep some on hand just in case an opportunity arrives to get someone to quit smoking.

A few bucks here, a few bucks there is worth it if there is a possibility to help put years back on someones life. Money well spent in my opinion.

I did not realize this was a poem. Learn something new everyday. I did it after buying two mystery bundles and receiving the same bottles in both orders of stuff I know to be terrible. Was venting politely.

 

[mach1ne]

I did not realize this was a poem. Learn something new everyday. I did it after buying two mystery bundles and receiving the same bottles in both orders of stuff I know to be terrible. Was venting politely.

i think the modern definition of 'poetry' would define your post as poetry for sure. and yeah that happened to us too with the same bad juice. between roomie and another friend (and me) we have ordered five mystery bags. my first one had the worst juice i have ever known, and when my buddy got his first (and only so far) bag, he got that same one. 2/5 of them have had this abomination. i think the distro is trying to clear it out lol (cries softly)...

 

[jwill]

i think the modern definition of 'poetry' would define your post as poetry for sure. and yeah that happened to us too with the same bad juice. between roomie and another friend (and me) we have ordered five mystery bags. my first one had the worst juice i have ever known, and when my buddy got his first (and only so far) bag, he got that same one. 2/5 of them have had this abomination. i think the distro is trying to clear it out lol (cries softly)...

Its a roll of the dice for sure. Later today I will post the places I get them when they go up and the experiences with each since I am such a sucker for them.

 

[mach1ne]

Its a roll of the dice for sure. Later today I will post the places I get them when they go up and the experiences with each since I am such a sucker for them.

good point, might as well spread the word. i get mine from here (canada only)

https://ejuiceblowout.com/collections/120ml/products/mystery-grab-bag-120ml

 

[jwill]

This is the better one but is completely mixed and the only one I have ordered multiple times and didn't get the same stuff.

https://www.flawlessvapeshop.com/products/mystery-juice-bundle-600ml

 

[jwill]

I have had pretty good luck not getting duplicates in most cases from these guys (has happened) and from my experience its either all good or all garbage.

https://www.ultimatevapedeals.com/

Edit----After looking for the other one in my email it appears I keep going back to this one, quite a lot.

Edit again----- This is the one I found both of my loves in.

They also send mostly 80/20 VG and a lot of fruit flavors.

 

[jwill]

This one is about to be determined

https://www.cyberliquids.com/products/mystery-vape-juice-bundle-120ml

 

[jwill]

This is decent one. The juice is quality but I never get anything I want to vape

http://www.premiumeliquid.com/shop/premium-e-liquid-mystery-box/

 

[zephyr]

Interesting, I never ordered a mystery bundle but have gotten some new flavors in the "vape it forward" and sample bottles -

I don't think I could order mystery bundles, I expect them to be old, maybe even expired -

I did try some Clearance ejuice a few times, and some tasted like bad shellfish never again!

Thank you for the read, and the mystery bag shares

 

[jwill]

Interesting, I never ordered a mystery bundle but have gotten some new flavors in the "vape it forward" and sample bottles -

I don't think I could order mystery bundles, I expect them to be old, maybe even expired -

I did try some Clearance ejuice a few times, and some tasted like bad shellfish never again!

Thank you for the read, and the mystery bag shares

I love surprises. Im like a little kid in that regard and its the only way I will ever buy some of this stuff because if the decision is mine, I am getting what I know is good.

Throw some money on the counter, spin the wheel and see what happens. The only way you can be disappointed is getting two identical boxes of bum piss.

 

[zephyr]

Before I DIY'd I got juice from these guys, it's not a "premium" brand and they may need steeping, but I've enjoyed everything I tried

https://www.vistavapors.com/random-roulette/

 

[jwill]

Before I DIY'd I got juice from these guys, it's not a "premium" brand and they may need steeping, but I've enjoyed everything I tried

https://www.vistavapors.com/random-roulette/

I like that you do not have to dig or have imagination to figure out what the flavors are. This is going on my list to try. Many thanks.

 

[TrainRekt]

Thanks for putting up these websites, they are helpful for people who enjoy surprises

 

[mach1ne]

Throw some money on the counter, spin the wheel and see what happens

me too man. in shops here its like 20 bucks for 30 mls, and some of the bigger bottles are 'budget' priced, so you can get a couple lines that only come in 120ml bottles but are only 45 dollars ('only' lol). mystery bag is 20 for 120 so its pretty hard to not take the gamble. at its cheapest in the shop its still twice the price...and buying a new juice that you can see the label and read the description of doesnt mean shit regarding getting a juice you like in the end. i usually like a cereal vape for example, but out of ten different brands i have tried, 7 are still shit, so choosing the 'new' cereal is as much of a gamble as a mystery bag imo.

 

[zephyr]

It's been a year since I bought a bottle of liquid, I asked the shop owner for vanilla custard, cheap please lol

He gave me a discount, I don't even remember the brand or flavor name, but it was steeped and good and that's all I needed

 

[jwill]

It's been a year since I bought a bottle of liquid, I asked the shop owner for vanilla custard, cheap please lol

He gave me a discount, I don't even remember the brand or flavor name, but it was steeped and good and that's all I needed

I DIY a lot of juice as well. Used to be nothing but Menthol variants and my NY resolution was to get off the menthols since that was my last clinger to analogs.

I still buy pre made just to see whats out there and see what I need to be doing DIY. My goal for this year is to have 15 go to, all day vapable DIY's and then be 100% DIY. Have 6 so far. 4 of which come from here. Probably keep buying the mystery packs anyways for others.

 

[Ishkabibble]

I have had pretty good luck not getting duplicates in most cases from these guys (has happened) and from my experience its either all good or all garbage.

https://www.ultimatevapedeals.com/

Edit----After looking for the other one in my email it appears I keep going back to this one, quite a lot.

Edit again----- This is the one I found both of my loves in.

They also send mostly 80/20 VG and a lot of fruit flavors.

You get the blue cheese yet?? Lolol!!

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[nadalama]

I think everyone should try Vanilla Clouds from Vape Wild. Just sayin.

Think I've been able to come close with a DIY, but I'm waiting on it. It was pretty darn good last time I tried it.

Their Cowboy Cooler is good, too. It's like skittles and menthol (sorry, OP's trying to give up menthol, but this menthol is more like mint, and it's light).

And, lastly, you can get started in DIY for cheap with Vape Wild's nic, pg, vg, "implements."

No, I don't work for them.

 

[jwill]

You get the blue cheese yet?? Lolol!!

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Blech.. No blue cheese yet. I have received a Hawaiian Punch that was so strong smelling my wife made me get rid of it because it smelled the whole house up as soon as I opened the box it was in. I kept it in the garage until I found a taker. No way it was vapable.

 

[jwill]

I think everyone should try Vanilla Clouds from Vape Wild. Just sayin.

Think I've been able to come close with a DIY, but I'm waiting on it. It was pretty darn good last time I tried it.

Their Cowboy Cooler is good, too. It's like skittles and menthol (sorry, OP's trying to give up menthol, but this menthol is more like mint, and it's light).

And, lastly, you can get started in DIY for cheap with Vape Wild's nic, pg, vg, "implements."

No, I don't work for them.

I do DIY. Mostly recipes from the awesome people here. Vanilla is my menthol replacement and I seem to have myself painted into a vanilla corner at the moment since almost everything being vaped all day has some form of vanilla in it. Would be happy to try your vanilla clone if you are willing to share.

I gave up menthol on 01/01 of this year. It was my last clinger to the stinkies.

 

[nadalama]

I do DIY. Mostly recipes from the awesome people here. Vanilla is my menthol replacement and I seem to have myself painted into a vanilla corner at the moment since almost everything being vaped all day has some form of vanilla in it. Would be happy to try your vanilla clone if you are willing to share.

I gave up menthol on 01/01 of this year. It was my last clinger to the stinkies.

I'll be glad to share, but would like to check the mix once more before I do. If you're overwhelmed with good vanilla recipes, I won't take offense if you don't want yet another one. But if it's right, sure, I'll be glad to share.

 

[jwill]

I'll be glad to share, but would like to check the mix once more before I do. If you're overwhelmed with good vanilla recipes, I won't take offense if you don't want yet another one. But if it's right, sure, I'll be glad to share.

There is no such thing as too many vanilla recipes. Especially good ones.

 

[nadalama]

There is no such thing as too many vanilla recipes. Especially good ones.

I've tried my mix tonight, and I'm not happy with it. I think the cinnamon and graham cracker have overwhelmed the vanilla a bit, just over the past couple of days. Back to the drawing board.

 

[jwill]

I've tried my mix tonight, and I'm not happy with it. I think the cinnamon and graham cracker have overwhelmed the vanilla a bit, just over the past couple of days. Back to the drawing board.

The downside to experimentation.

 

[nadalama]

The downside to experimentation.

Yes, no doubt. If/when I get it right, I'll pass it along.

 

[jwill]

that is appreciated.

 

[nadalama]

that is appreciated.

@The Cromwell has helped me find the vanilla I've been looking for. It's his Custard recipe plus 1.5% French Vanilla. What I mixed, at 50/50 and 10 mg, was:

Cromwell's Custard Plus

Cap Vanilla Custard V1 3.4%
Cap Vanilla Whipped Cream 1.4%
Vape Wild French Vanilla 1.5%
Vape Wild Sweetener .2%

S&V, better steeped overnight. Awesome. I only mixed 12ml this time, but next mix will be at least 30. It's good and so very simple. Can hardly believe it.

Note - I wouldn't share Crom's recipe here if he hadn't already shared it elsewhere on the board in several places. Just so you know.

 

[jwill]

@The Cromwell has helped me find the vanilla I've been looking for. It's his Custard recipe plus 1.5% French Vanilla. What I mixed, at 50/50 and 10 mg, was:

Cromwell's Custard Plus

Cap Vanilla Custard V1 3.4%
Cap Vanilla Whipped Cream 1.4%
Vape Wild French Vanilla 1.5%
Vape Wild Sweetener .2%

S&V, better steeped overnight. Awesome. I only mixed 12ml this time, but next mix will be at least 30. It's good and so very simple. Can hardly believe it.

Note - I wouldn't share Crom's recipe here if he hadn't already shared it elsewhere on the board in several places. Just so you know.

Nice. I am placing an order for flavors tomorrow so I can add in the Vape Wild stuff.