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I didn't think that...I said it's better than a dinner in Fargo.....
Truly. ANYthing is better than going to Fargo.I didn't think that...I said it's better than a dinner in Fargo.....
I always wonder why people wonder what a man wears under his kilt. Is it really all that different than what a woman wears under her skirt? (assuming, of course, you can still find a woman who wears skirts instead of jeans)It would be damn funny to think of some tighty-whiteys up underneath all that finery.
yeah and they ride like a wagon and jar yer brainz out.What they are is the newest (or new-er) man gadget. All the guys I work with have them, or if they don't, they salivate over them.
Man sits on the gadget, a vertical lever in each hand, and a wide platform mower deck underneath his butt. He can spin the thing around 360 degrees basically without the center of it being displaced at all. Can mow acres in seconds, according to them. Best thing since sliced bread.
I'm a lawn hater, too. C'mon out of the closet.
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Truly. ANYthing is better than going to Fargo.
I always wonder why people wonder what a man wears under his kilt. Is it really all that different than what a woman wears under her skirt? (assuming, of course, you can still find a woman who wears skirts instead of jeans)
Do men not wonder what women wear under their whatevers? Seems like I occasionally hear conversations at work about one of the guys noticing some female's underwear. It's especially convo-worthy if it happens to have been a thong. Must be something scandalous about a thong...although how any woman could ever wear such a thing is beyond me. Must be a younger-generation thing.
Butt floss, if you ask me.
A law in KY.
According to KRS 436.140, this law states that women cannot walk down Kentucky highways while wearing a bikini if they’re between 90 and 199 pounds, that is unless an officer or another official is guarding them.
According to KRS 436.140, this law states that women cannot walk down Kentucky highways while wearing a bikini if they’re between 90 and 199 pounds, that is unless an officer or another official is guarding them.
Actually, the less you ladies show us, the more we want to know what is under your clothes. I find that thongs on the beach are totally uninteresting. If I want to see a slut with nothing covering her "goodies," I'll buy a Hustler magazine (do they still sell that rag?).Do men not wonder what women wear under their whatevers? Seems like I occasionally hear conversations at work about one of the guys noticing some female's underwear. It's especially convo-worthy if it happens to have been a thong. Must be something scandalous about a thong...although how any woman could ever wear such a thing is beyond me. Must be a younger-generation thing.
I know all advertisements claim that sex sells, but in reality, I believe most men want respectable mates, not trailer trash.
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They need a law like that in Florida, except they need to widen the weight range.
But, why in Kentucky? Is that a widespread problem?
It is a very old law.
In Lexington KY it is illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket while walking on Main street....
We need a constitutional amendment limiting the maximum number of laws to what we have now.
Want a new law? you have to do away with one.
And each law can only be about one subject.
Also fines should automatically be adjusted by the inflation index.
Some old laws have ridiculously low fines and new lesser crime laws have much higher fines.
Want a new law? you have to do away with one.
And each law can only be about one subject.
Also fines should automatically be adjusted by the inflation index.
Some old laws have ridiculously low fines and new lesser crime laws have much higher fines.
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It is a very old law.
In Lexington KY it is illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket while walking on Main street....
That's just downright bizarre. You have to wonder what brought up that conversation at City Council.
Cone envy?
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No doubt - why would anyone want to Melvin themselves like that?
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Actually, the less you ladies show us, the more we want to know what is under your clothes. I find that thongs on the beach are totally uninteresting. If I want to see a slut with nothing covering her "goodies," I'll buy a Hustler magazine (do they still sell that rag?).
Well, I know at least one man who will readily admit that he adores trashy women - but - he didn't marry one. Maybe for some folks it's just the imagination that gets 'em going. Whether they'd act on what the imagination concocts is another matter altogether, eh?
What means "Melvin"?
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I wish I could like that about 15 times
While I recognize that new laws are occasionally needed to keep up with technology, etc - most are just to please special interests or based on mambypamby fears on what could happen
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What I saw in my mind's eye (and while I was LOLing) was britches being yanked up in the back, suddenly. A sudden wedgie, if you will.
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I think the modern equivalent is Wedgie - its when underwear goes up your crack - usually pulled up there by a mean older brother but not always
I suppose that same man likes X-rated movies? I grew up in a matriarchal environment. I respect women and I'd like to keep respecting them, which to me (My opinion, obviously not shared by everyone) means that her body is displayed to me only when we are being intimate. If she chooses to display cleavage and butt cracks in public, then she is advertising that she is an easy lay, which is not someone I want to have a relationship with.
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Oh Lord, y'all have opened up the can-a-worms now.
Congress, help me Jesus, cannot pass a thing without having 20 things tacked onto it that nobody wants but some junior Senator from Oklahoma. Quid pro quo, I think they call it, although most of the time when it's that, it's conspiracy and criminal. The Congress is apparently free to quid pro quo all day long without repercussion.
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Can you type the text of that picture that was covered up by the VU logo?
Pardon my french but...
Go fuck yourself Motherfucker, nobody understands me.
I was just as glad that it got covered up.
Go fuck yourself Motherfucker, nobody understands me.
I was just as glad that it got covered up.
I just chased the ones with nice cars
Gave up on that when I figured out their cars were too fast for me to catch em...
What is sad, is that it seems most men want that easy lay, and no commitment. And most women that are that easy, will steal whatever they can from the guys. That certainly made things interesting and difficult with online dating. When I didn't put out, they moved on. Then, I found Phillip.
Ah, a typical Grouchy Cat meme. I probably should have known... Sigh.
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Don't know about his taste in movies. In all seriousness, I totally agree with everything you said here, and appreciate that you're willing to say it.
Women in workplaces who don't display cleavage, don't flirt and play games, or have affairs with coworkers, unfortunately sometimes see that the ones who do are the ones who get the promotions and the attention, even if they are incompetent. Having seen that myself, believe me, I agree completely with you. I'm a woman working in what was traditionally a man's environment, and have always believed (and have taught my daughters) that what's in your mind is what you need to use at work. Be professional and do the job as well as the men, and abide by the same rules as the men. If you want equality, you must BE equal. Be worthy of it.
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I just chased the ones with nice cars
Gave up on that when I figured out their cars were too fast for me to catch em...
Now you're making me think about Craig and his Austin-Healey in 1973. Sigh. Nobody here is named Craig, right?
10-4. While I was an engineering manager, I hired according to skills and intelligence (ability to learn new things and use what they learn on the job). I was notorious for saying, "The best man for the job is often a woman." For the woman closest to me in my personal life? Yes, I went through the phase in my younger days of being easily seduced, but thank gawd I grew up. With Lannie, I got the best of both worlds... not just a very good looking woman, but high IQ and capable of very good conversations (including theoretical discussion). I won't try to lie and say I never think about sex, but in all honesty, being able to communicate without argument is far more important to me.
Well, looks like we killed tonight's conversations by being too serious. In any case, I'm putting the old bod to bed now.
Nitey nite all. Catch ya tomorrow.
Nitey nite all. Catch ya tomorrow.
Wassup everyone!
I think everyone had gone to bed.
I actually went down for the count also.. lol
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Yikes! Hope he has a fast recovery. Congrats on the 21!
Congrats to Mr and Mrs Juicy on their 21'st anniversary.
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Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Juicy! 
Hope you all have a nice talk tonight. I've just found out today that I have a couple of vitamin deficiencies, which explains why I've been feeling so rotten lately. At any rate, I'm going to bed early. Y'all take care and have a good evening.
Hope you all have a nice talk tonight. I've just found out today that I have a couple of vitamin deficiencies, which explains why I've been feeling so rotten lately. At any rate, I'm going to bed early. Y'all take care and have a good evening.
G'nite Nada.
Anyone else on here yet?
Anyone else on here yet?
Yup.....how was your day, Rich...?
Was kinda cool here today.....in the mid 70's...really odd for May....but I'll take it. Supposed to be pushing 100 by the weekend.....
About normal... well, maybe a little more laid back than normal. At least the rain finally quit, so probably be a few more days before tilling. Sigh...
One thing after another....great to have patience tho....
Isn't that the description of Life?: One thing after another... and the necessity of patience: One day at a time. There are times when I wish I could make it all happen as I want it to, but Life just doesn't work that way, so I have learned to do each task as it becomes available or necessary. Hmmmm... bet I could make a country song out of this...One thing after another....great to have patience tho....
Well, life seems good on your homestead.....like you said, one day at a time. Things could be MUCH worse, as we both know.Isn't that the description of Life?: One thing after another... and the necessity of patience: One day at a time. There are times when I wish I could make it all happen as I want it to, but Life just doesn't work that way, so I have learned to do each task as it becomes available or necessary. Hmmmm... bet I could make a country song out of this...
Evening Dale and Rich.
Need to see if my tiller starts tomorrow, mount 2 tires on wheels for the trailer and about a dozen other things....
Need to see if my tiller starts tomorrow, mount 2 tires on wheels for the trailer and about a dozen other things....
Sounds like a winner....soil has been drying out I take it?
I watered the lil garden here tonight, must have 500 cherry tomatoes about to turn red in a day or two.
I generally am able to build up sufficient tolerance to the summer heat (100+ July/August), so I'll save that statement for the arrival of the next blizzard and pretend nothing will get worse until November or December, so I have half a year before I gotta worry about it.
Onward and upward...I didn't even think about whether or not the tiller will start, so I'll leave that worry for a few more days. I think tomorrow Lannie plans for me to locate the plexiglass stash and make a new floor for the House Chicken's cage. That ought to keep me busy for several hours. Now where did I leave the special blades for the jig saw to cut plastic? .......