5 things you didn't know

[MKPM]

1. Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
2. You don't know what you got, till it's gonnnnnnnnne
3. Girl.....do dooo dooo dooooo....you'll be a woman, sooooooon
4. Love, is a burnin thing
5. I'm all about dat bass, bout dat bass

wait...these were supposed to be about me, right?
Shit

 

[Joshua Iles]

1. Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
2. You don't know what you got, till it's gonnnnnnnnne
3. Girl.....do dooo dooo dooooo....you'll be a woman, sooooooon
4. Love, is a burnin thing
5. I'm all about dat bass, bout dat bass

wait...these were supposed to be about me, right?
Shit

That proves it, you're american now buddy.

1-met my wife on MySpace while I was deployed to Turkey trying to find local people to chat with. Yes MySpace, not Facebook.
2-i was a wannabe DJ for years, even tho I suck at it.
3-12 yrs in the military (air guard), and I still can't hit the broadside of a barn with a rifle, horrible shot.
4-can drive stick, but stick me on a forklift & I'll hit stuff. Took out a few lights & couldn't stack pallets for shit.
5-i am a very socially awkward person and hate large crowds, even family get togethers are very hard on me.

 

[Iamme]

1. I am often nude while surfing this forum.
2. I'm dyslexic
3. I am socially awkward and very eccentric.
4. Im a psychology major and also neurotic.
5. I'm a conservative, but I'm pagan wear a chain wallet and listen to death metal.


Bonus*******************
I am pretty much a walking oxymoron that loathes the life I live.

Over all I'm not a happy person, but I'm fun to be around.

 

[russ81072]

Maybe i should try this?

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[MrScaryZ]

1. I am often nude while surfing this forum.
2. I'm dyslexic
3. I am socially awkward and very eccentric.
4. Im a psychology major and also neurotic.
5. I'm a conservative, but I'm pagan wear a chain wallet and listen to death metal.


Bonus*******************
I am pretty much a walking oxymoron that loathes the life I live.

Over all I'm not a happy person, but I'm fun to be around.

Dear god help us


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[NXX.SXPXRNX]

1. I grew up listening to Hip-Hop.. As a result it is now the only genre I actually like. I can stand death metal and dub step for a short amount of time though.

2. I have owned 3 vehicles -- a silver 2005 VW Jetta, a lifted, red and grey long-bed 1989 GMC truck, and a 2002 sparkly blue (girl who owned it before me haha..) Honda Civic

3. I have money problems, as soon as I get my paycheck it goes down the drain from there.

4. I've visited 23 states and have flown in an air plane to Germany since my family is all across the map.

5. I plan on joining the Marines whenever Obama gets out of office.

 

[Just Me]

Maybe i should try this?

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WAITING!!! LOL

 

[russ81072]

I skerd!!

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[russ81072]

1) when i in grade school, i was always teased real bad for being the "fat kid" it got so bad i beat a kid up with my math book one day.

2) i grew up with an alcoholic abusive father, who would come home and hit my mom, when i got older i fought back and that anger i had built up came out and i put my dad in the hospital.

3) i lost my virginity when i was 20, never could get a girl to like me when i was younger, it was always my weight that hindered my dating life.

4) i was expelled from high school for beating a kid with a locker door for hitting my friend in the face with his fist, she was a girl and i can not stand seeing a man lay his hands on a woman, it makes something in me snap, probably from my childhood and watching my mom go through it.

5) now that I'm older, i could care less what people think of me, i like to make people laugh, i'm comfortable in my own skin, i do not drink, never have, and i am married to the most wonderful woman in the world who loves me just the way i am. She is my soulmate, i knew it the day i met her, it was love at first sight. Yes it really does happen.

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[Petyr]

1. I am a history buff
2. can't stand the smell of mint
3. the same goes for beer ( I know, I have heard everything about it)
4. can drive a stick shifter
5. currently trying to learn Russian and Japanese

 

[Just Me]

ooppsss

 

[Just Me]

1) when i in grade school, i was always teased real bad for being the "fat kid" it got so bad i beat a kid up with my math book one day.

2) i grew up with an alcoholic abusive father, who would come home and hit my mom, when i got older i fought back and that anger i had built up came out and i put my dad in the hospital.

3) i lost my virginity when i was 20, never could get a girl to like me when i was younger, it was always my weight that hindered my dating life.

4) i was expelled from high school for beating a kid with a locker door for hitting my friend in the face with his fist, she was a girl and i can not stand seeing a man lay his hands on a woman, it makes something in me snap, probably from my childhood and watching my mom go through it.

5) now that I'm older, i could care less what people think of me, i like to make people laugh, i'm comfortable in my own skin, i do not drink, never have, and i am married to the most wonderful woman in the world who loves me just the way i am. She is my soulmate, i knew it the day i met her, it was love at first sight. Yes it really does happen.

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awe that wasn't so bad, I was the opposite my to skinny they called me Olive Oyle Til I fought back and put a girl (who harassed me daily) In the hospital with 3 broken ribs broken nose and a concussion.

 

[russ81072]

awe that wasn't so bad, I was the opposite my to skinny they called me Olive Oyle Til I fought back and put a girl (who harassed me daily) In the hospital with 3 broken ribs broken nose and a concussion.

I have since learned to control my temper, its takes a hell of lot to get me to that point now. Unless you put your hands on a woman in front of me the wrong way, then its over for you. Wouldn't be pretty. I can go on and on with this list of things.

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[Slicknic]

1. I'm very socially awkward. I suspect Asperger's syndrome, but have never been diagnosed.
2. Father taught me how to drive in a '76 Toyota Corolla stick shift.
3. I don't watch TV
4. Used to be very into coral reef aquariums (before the economy downturn)
5. In my early twenties, I considered moving across the country to train with professional footbag players.

 

[Shenzhen XTAR]

1. I am into sad movies, book and even tragidy stories.(Freaky?)
2: I will smoke when I feel depressed.
3. I have a boyfriend that I have never seen.(Rediculous right?OOPS)
4. I want to experience a journey all over the world that never has an end.
5. I don't like turning on the light when I am in a dark room.

 

[RodThaVapenRat]

My son is in his first enlistment with the 1st Infantry Division and working on his degree. When he reinlists (already working on that paperwork) he is selected to go to warrant officer school. Then he wants to switch from Armored Cav to Air Cav and fly Blackhawks.

Ha Cav scouts are basically infantry..... (Signed the line feb,7,13 88m 1160th transportation company)

 

[shaunnadan]

so after reading this thread i decided to share

1. i had to google what a stick shift was... in our country its called a manual gearbox... my everyday car is an auto but my hotrod is a manual
2. i am super confident, and often think i have tiger blood in my veins, lol
3. i started vaping because of a fling i had with a girl and its a rather long but interesting story
4. i haven't posted any pics on this forum ... because....... i haven't shaved
5. i drive around on sundays to new areas in a racing suit and let people think im the stig.

 

[RodThaVapenRat]

so after reading this thread i decided to share

1. i had to google what a stick shift was... in our country its called a manual gearbox... my everyday car is an auto but my hotrod is a manual
2. i am super confident, and often think i have tiger blood in my veins, lol
3. i started vaping because of a fling i had with a girl and its a rather long but interesting story
4. i haven't posted any pics on this forum ... because....... i haven't shaved
5. i drive around on sundays to new areas in a racing suit and let people think im the stig.

Is it an all white racing suit?

 

[shaunnadan]

Is it an all white racing suit?

correct, with the helmet !

an original lotus racing suit was 4x the price of a plain white suit so i was going to get the lotus badges sown on but decided to keep it "vanilla" incase i ever change vehicles.

 

[RodThaVapenRat]

correct, with the helmet !

an original lotus racing suit was 4x the price of a plain white suit so i was going to get the lotus badges sown on but decided to keep it "vanilla" incase i ever change vehicles.

SWEET!!!! hats off to you good sir

 

[shaunnadan]

i was planning on getting a stormtrooper helmet but its not allowed on the track.

 

[RodThaVapenRat]

correct, with the helmet !

an original lotus racing suit was 4x the price of a plain white suit so i was going to get the lotus badges sown on but decided to keep it "vanilla" incase i ever change vehicles.

That would also make a great first picture post

 

[LetTheLuckRoll]

I'm watching top gear right now how funny

 

[RodThaVapenRat]

i was planning on getting a stormtrooper helmet but its not allowed on the track.

OK I revoke my previous statement. TOTALLY POST IT WITH THE STORMTROOPER HELMET

 

[shaunnadan]

That would also make a great first picture post

 

[shaunnadan]

testing out a classic BMW on the skidpad before race day

 

[JLFROST]

1. is bad at managing money.
2. struggled with Bulimia as a young boy, still has problems with being sensitive about his body.
3. began drinking at 14 years old and was a full on alcoholic by 15 years old
4. began smoking at 14 years old
5. very rarely does he touch alcohol now days and sometimes, but not often- he smokes a cigar.