But I have plenty of reasons to laugh with you
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Piano Man is in My top 10 of all time.
Oh I carry myself well in public. It's when I'm alone that I tend to fall apart.
New York State Of Mind here.
I like laughing with you
I would, but I'm out of lube at the moment.
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That still shows... You have to be cool with yourself. I know I am.. Wasnt always, but finally said 'fuck it! I'm not perfect, but I'm cool and fun' and then went with it..
From this light, to Those 1/4 mile away. You brought your Pink Slip right?
Again.....To see me on the street is to see a very funny and confident person...and because of what I do, I can strike up conversations with complete strangers like it is the most natural thing in the world. As a Franciscan, I am trained to want nothing for myself. I belong to the world and all in it.
What, no mayo in the fridge?
Couldn't resist...it was THAT easy LOL
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Mayonnaise on a hotdog...how Mexican!
I shall.....Terry Bradshaw, correct?This guy was too... But he really wasnt ok. Should read his story..
No you don't. Joel is an old, pickled, washed up fart. I've seen you, you're a handsome man.
Just saw Boobies on my TV Set. Think their Boobies. I don't remember what to do with them. I hate getting old.
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Yessir.. He has always been the 'funny guy', but he would play a game, usually win, then hide and cry.. Nobody knew for many years.
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hey! No bursting my bubble!I seem to not recall when this happened
They were on your TV, there is nothing you can do with them.
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Oh yeah, forget we were in the Alternate Universe for a sec.
Okay, disregard, there is probably something you can do with TV boobies
Smile and help people...wage acts of love and peace.....go home and beat ones self up emotionally and physically because of an overwhelming belief that one is not worthy.
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All things are possible in the AU..Oh yeah, forget we were in the Alternate Universe for a sec.
Okay, disregard, there is probably something you can do with TV boobies
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If you tickle the nips they get hard, and then you can flick them with your fingers
Bonus points for using ice I flicked a nipple once......amazing how hard a woman can punch.If you tickle the nips they get hard, and then you can flick them with your fingers
And who among us is truly worthy?
I got em and I don't know what to do with them either. Oh boy, did I just open the door.
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Pretty much it... And it needs to stop. I know its hard, impossible seeming even, but with friends and Gods love, it will happen. YOU just need to let it happen. The choice has to be made and only you can make it.
After seeing the meanest people on the planet, You people scare me.
ALL OF US!
I know what can help turn it around.....and it frightens the HELL out of me....and now I shall go to bed.....goodnight all.
I bit one once.
That was bad, really really bad. I was also tripping my balls off that night and so was she.
That was bad, really really bad
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What the hell? How would you like your balls flicked?
I DO know what to do with them.
Took a while to figure out, but I do know what to do with them.
And what NOT to do with them.
NO BITING!
too hard lol
Well, you both had excusesI bit one once.
That was bad, really really bad. I was also tripping my balls off that night and so was she.
That was bad, really really bad
And rightfully soAfter seeing the meanest people on the planet, You people scare me.
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Moe is coming.... shhh.
My Wife rode topless because she was Mad at me. The Aquarium syndrome. I'm in here without a shirt. Works for me.If you tickle the nips they get hard, and then you can flick them with your fingers
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Yes, but at least we aren't mean... well most of the time...After seeing the meanest people on the planet, You people scare me.
I thought only my tomcat could have a foxy look like thatI do believe I can help ...
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LOL she didn't think so
lol, do you have dust coming out of your balls?
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