OK folks, crazy markdowns for the holiday weekend!
- Hellfire Strike $105
- Elcigart Eclipse 18350 $75 for both!
- Mini-Ecig Xvostick DNA40 - Blue $190
- GP Spheroid v1 $65
- GP Heron v1.5 $70
Celebrate your independence from white supremacy and systemically engineered racism by buying some vape gear made outside the evil, colonial, xenophobic USA! Places such as:
The UK, the father of patriarchy, our oppressive, racist legal system
, those awful Anglo-Saxons, and worst of all, the birthplace of Capitalism! GASP!!! Those damn Scotts...
Greece, home of great white supremacist philosophers of rationality and one of the two pillars of western civilization, city-states which birthed democracy, although a bit too pure and always devolved into mob rule within 70 years. They make some of the finest vapes, however.
Israel, the promised land to recently freed Jews from 400 hundred years of bondage (I chose this word specifically because we all know America invented slavery, it never existed throughout all of human history or was practiced by every society) yet too impatient to wait for their bread to rise whilst on the run from Pharaoh, who was pretty pissed about the whole creeping death thing, and so impatient and whiny that Moses was taking his sweet time up on the mountain they started thinking, "damn, we had meat back in Egypt. Why don't we just go back? It's been 40 years, and I'm sick of matzah, ugh", saw the promise fulfilled... for a bit, even though they had gone full pagan worshipping golden calfs because calfs are awesome. Interesting side note - Israel translates to "he who struggles with god". Anyway, They had a nice big temple, powerful kings, an ark that melts your face if you open it, but it was not to last. Assyrians, Babylonians, destruction of said temple, rebuilding of said temple, then the white supremacist Romans come along and say, "nice city, dibs!" Then Rabbi Jesus starts causing quite a bit of trouble, is crucified, dies only to awaken a few days later when followers find his shoe and behold it as the first sacred relic. That part may be from a movie. Anyways, the Jews try a couple revolutions to kick the Romans out because they were colonizing, those damn white supremacists. Well, the Romans had had about enough and destroyed the second temple, scattered the Jews creating the long diaspora and just to rub some of that dead sea salt into their wounds, Hadrian (who was fond of building walls) thought it would be hilarious to rename Israel and surrounding Judea Palestine
, an attempt to sever Jews identity with the region attaching it to those annoying Philistines
...And so the Jewish diaspora would continue to mostly suffer everywhere they tried to live for the next couple thousand years until they REALLY suffered perhaps the greatest evil ever committed by a man with a Charlie Chaplain mustache, or any man at all really, so bad much of the world felt bad and was like, "yea, these poor shmucks need a nation of their own", declared the old promised land be returned. Then people started changing their minds but it was too late, the nation of Israel was re-born and was immediately attacked by every single neighbor, who didn't like this idea and fresh off Nazi collaboration had the idea to strangle the fledgling nation in its crib. But of course, they had not seen Raiders bthe Lost Ark and were quite full of themselves and six different nations who had ben fed a steady diet of Islamo-facism by those nice Germans had their asses handed to them by a bunch of survivors of the Holocaust, the Gulags, and other wonderful places
. A few more wars, Olympic massacres, and disgruntled exiles of Jordan and other nations called Palestinians throwing rocks and rockets later
, and this sole beacon to representative democracy in the entire middle east, the size of Rhode Island, contributes more scientific patents, a major tool of the white supremacists, more technology startups, than almost any other oppressive, systemically racist nation on earth. Israel is so racist, about 20% of their citizens are Arabs, Palestinians
, and other Islamic peoples and enjoy the same rights as Jewish citizens. The Arabs also have a sizable caucus in the Knesset, the Israeli systemically racist governing body practicing apartheid. All of this is to say, they made a mean mod with the XVO... I suppose I could have gotten there a bit more quickly, but it would not have been a good an explanation of the evil patriarchy .