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I do love your choice of words. Perhaps you haven't found the right portal
Actually, I've lost interest in portals. Kissing does much more for me......and a good cuddle. I am so ashamed of that embarrassment below my belt that aside from pissing...I'd not weep if it just disappeared.
 

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muth

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Actually, I've lost interest in portals. Kissing does much more for me......and a good cuddle. I am so ashamed of that embarrassment below my belt that aside from pissing...I'd not weep if it just disappeared.
How embarrased can ye be, you got two out of it?
 

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I like pissing.
It is SO inconvenient! Fortunately my senile incontinent years are fast approaching. The idea of being fed, shitting in my Depends...and being completely oblivious to reality appeals to me. Not unlike being an infant again!
 

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It is SO inconvenient! Fortunately my senile incontinent years are fast approaching. The idea of being fed, shitting in my Depends...and being completely oblivious to reality appeals to me. Not unlike being an infant again!
I wonder how many times I've done it in my life.
Wonder how many hours or days or weeks worth of my life where just spent pissing.
Yeah, I ponder that stuff cause being human is weird as fuck :D
 

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I wonder how many times I've done it in my life.
Wonder how many hours or days or weeks worth of my life where just spent pissing.
Yeah, I ponder that stuff cause being human is weird as fuck :D
I am pretty sure I pissed at a normal frequency....but now I take Furosemide...and piss more often than a Cocker Spaniel when company arrives.
 

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Then indeed that would be very inconvenient. And likely hard on the carpets too
<<<house broken.........................................for now.
 

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Speaking of senility....the Friary where I will be living is where Br Ed lives. He is in his late 60's and suffers from dementia. He has been trying for the past 6 years to get everyone to start growing wheat in order to end world hunger......
 

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hate to say hi and bye but i'm going to sleep so bye ;)
 

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I need to do something about this arm issue.........bye
 

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