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Jimi

Jimi

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VapeOn1960

VapeOn1960

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It sounds crazy... but I still haven't sprayed the wasps in our small bird house. The wasps usually make a nest in the shed (with the mower/edger) I am actually re-thinking this... the wasps don't bother us, are not in the shed (where they did bother us) and the birds never use the small bird house anyway... so why not let them be (my reflex was to spray the shit out of them) I have never had this attitude with wasps ( love bees but kind of hate wasps) They are totally no bothering any of us (including children) so maybe I don't need to murder them?
 
Bliss Doubt

Bliss Doubt

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VapeOn1960 said:
It sounds crazy... but I still haven't sprayed the wasps in our small bird house. The wasps usually make a nest in the shed (with the mower/edger) I am actually re-thinking this... the wasps don't bother us, are not in the shed (where they did bother us) and the birds never use the small bird house anyway... so why not let them be (my reflex was to spray the shit out of them) I have never had this attitude with wasps ( love bees but kind of hate wasps) They are totally no bothering any of us (including children) so maybe I don't need to murder them?
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If you want to post your question in the gardening thread, I'd like to answer it. I don't want to derail the humor thread.
 
Bliss Doubt

Bliss Doubt

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I heard this on a podcast last night, couldn't stop laughing. I wonder if reading it instead of hearing it will be as funny. Apparently the recording was from a real situation, and is somewhat viral on the net right now.


Officer pulls over a car, driver rolls down the window.

Officer: Do you know why you were pulled over?

Driver: Because I stayed at the stop sign too long?

Officer: Yeah. Why were you just sitting there?

Driver: I was waiting for it to turn green.

Officer: Where are you headed?

Driver: I'm going home.

Officer: Where do you live?

Driver: With my parents.

Officer: Okay, where do your parents live?

Driver: They live with me.

Officer: Okay, where do you all live?

Driver: We all live together.

Officer: Where is your house?

Driver: Next door to my neighbor's house.

Officer: Where is your neighbor's house?

Driver: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Officer: Try me.

Driver: Next to my house.

Officer: Step out of the car...
 
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