Alternate Universe

[Midniteoyl]

How the hell did it get to be 5:30 already?

Um, when it became after 5:29... DUH!

 

[Midniteoyl]

that is great news, sweetie. must be such a relief for you both. hugs

Thanks

 

[vaperature]

Um, when it became after 5:29... DUH!

You're so funny I forgot to laugh.

 

[kelli]

Pole's too thick...ROFLMAO

geez, i never knew a thick pole was that funny.

 

[Midniteoyl]

You're so funny I forgot to laugh.

 

[kelli]

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are you having your period?

 

[vaperature]

are you having your period?

Would you like to see my : ?

 

[kelli]

Would you like to see my : ?

did you have a : oscopy?

 

[Tornadoalleydeb]

OH! OH! OH!

NEWS!!

Wifes PET/CT scan came back CLEAN!!!!!!!

And her CA19-9's are finally heading down.. She's right on the border of 'normal' now!!

WOOT!!!!!

That is OUTSTANDING!!!! Big congrats. I know this crap all too well and I got emotional just reading your post. Now, both of you go relax and enjoy the evening. I bet it has been a long road for you both. Okay mom speech done. Seriously though, I am thrilled for you guys.

 

[vaperature]

did you have a : oscopy?

Yes, and I can't _ enough how much it hurt.

 

[Whiskey]

OH! OH! OH!

NEWS!!

Wifes PET/CT scan came back CLEAN!!!!!!!

And her CA19-9's are finally heading down.. She's right on the border of 'normal' now!!

WOOT!!!!!

Grats, best news of the day right here^^^^

 

[vaperature]

haha stole your emoticon ;<))

 

[Whiskey]

got thousands

 

[adk1989]

Vape mail!!!

 

[kelli]

Yes, and I can't _ enough how much it hurt.

oh
,
now...that isn't true

 

[vaperature]

Vape mail!!!

tease

 

[Whiskey]

Good night

 

[vaperature]

Vape mail!!!

I have no idea why this makes me want to listen to that but it does and I am

". . . and a WHISKEY mouth . . .she says let's go!!"

 

[adk1989]

tease

My new adv process peach!!!

 

[adk1989]

I have no idea why this makes me want to listen to that but it does and I am

". . . and a WHISKEY mouth . . .she says let's go!!"

Word

 

[HazyShades]

geez, i never knew a thick pole was that funny. View attachment 15271

Yea, kelli. I laugh at myself all the time
ya know why I was laughing.
But seriously, it is too thick for pole dancing

 

[vaperature]

 

[glassgrl]

OH! OH! OH!

NEWS!!

Wifes PET/CT scan came back CLEAN!!!!!!!

And her CA19-9's are finally heading down.. She's right on the border of 'normal' now!!

WOOT!!!!!

YAY!!! That is such great news!!!

 

[kelli]

Yea, kelli. I laugh at myself all the time
ya know why I was laughing.
But seriously, it is too thick for pole dancing

and i am too uncoordinated for pole dancing, so the thickness of the pole matters little.

 

[vaperature]

 

[Hey! it's just Ray...]

Rules are changing soon I'm sure.

 

[kelli]

Rules are changing soon I'm sure.

please

no disgusting displays.

 

[vaperature]

please

no disgusting displays.

hmmm?

 

[Cruel-Phate]

and i am too uncoordinated for pole dancing, so the thickness of the pole matters little.

I appreciated the effort kelli......maybe work on catching a little more air and it will look more dynamic

 

[kelli]

I appreciated the effort kelli......maybe work on catching a little more air and it will look more dynamic

nah, my career as a pole dancer began and ended right then and there. right after this photo was taken, i was ordered to never be seen in the vicinity of a pole again.

 

[moecat]

nah, my career as a pole dancer began and ended right then and there. right after this photo was taken, i was ordered to never be seen in the vicinity of a pole again.

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You still have potential

 

[adk1989]

nah, my career as a pole dancer began and ended right then and there. right after this photo was taken, i was ordered to never be seen in the vicinity of a pole again.

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Who ordered you?

 

[kelli]

Who ordered you?

the polish police

 

[adk1989]

the polish police

Well...they suck lol

 

[kelli]

Well...they suck lol

well, they're polish so...............

 

[adk1989]

well, they're polish so...............

Yea...makes sense...I actually don't think I know any polish people

 

[Hey! it's just Ray...]

Kelli wants to pole dance, any objections?

 

[HazyShades]

and i am too uncoordinated for pole dancing, so the thickness of the pole matters little.

kelli, I think you're probably much more coordinated than you think or give yourself credit for.
Besides, it takes something that you evidently have a lot of, it takes soul...
and the right pole

 

[kelli]

Yea...makes sense...I actually don't think I know any polish people

i kid.....i grew up around tons of polish ppl in chicago and most were very nice.

 

[HazyShades]

Uhu...slicence is golden

 

[adk1989]

i kid.....i grew up around tons of polish ppl in chicago and most were very nice.

Lol we always kid...and I'm sure they are lol, I haven't been around in a bit how have you been

 

[HazyShades]

i kid.....i grew up around tons of polish ppl in chicago and most were very nice.

my oldest friend is polish. Holy kielbasas, his mom cooks a great sausage too

 

[kelli]

Lol we always kid...and I'm sure they are lol, I haven't been around in a bit how have you been

sick to shit of winter, but other than that ok. pummel anyone lately?

 

[adk1989]

sick to shit of winter, but other than that ok. pummel anyone lately?

Only in the gym. Training camp just started. And I'm ready for summer too

 

[InMyImage]

nah, my career as a pole dancer began and ended right then and there. right after this photo was taken, i was ordered to never be seen in the vicinity of a pole again.

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Are we sure the pole is to small... you know Kelli is reportedly really really small...

 

[InMyImage]

my oldest friend is polish. Holy kielbasas, his mom cooks a great sausage too

better not tell you friend...

 

[kelli]

Are we sure the pole is to small... you know Kelli is reportedly really really small...

i am. so any pole i am on looks ginormous.

oh wait.....ummmm.....

never mind

 

[HazyShades]

Are we sure the pole is to small... you know Kelli is reportedly really really small...

tiny and cute...Haven't you heard, more than a mouthful...
Respectfully, lite is right.

 

[HazyShades]

better not tell you friend...

Oh he knows. Mary loves me. We've known each other long enough
that you could call me Hazy the thick Pole...over 45 years and counting
Don't nobody go calling me a MOFO now..

 

[Byter]

You didn't REALLY believe my vape mail would show up today, did you? Nope, mail just arrived and neither package that was "out for delivery" was with it.

That is just crazy bad service...