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I just saw this exact same image on, um... somewhere else.
Gee Russ, she sounds like one of those BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMEN you're so fond of.
I think I'll start linking to divorce court and a match made in heaven for us all.
err. make that a match made in hell...with yer old wooden matches.
burn baby burn...send pixes
Hi sweetie
ehh. You look MUCH BETTER NOW. Sometimes age does us a favor like aging does good wine.
On the other foot, sometimes age steps all over us and turns us into spit up chewing gum
next to a fresh dog turd on the sidewalk of life.
Greetings JM..I heard you're engaged to some guy with a VW.
That's cool but only 'cause he's got a VW.
If he had a Chevy I'd be pissed...
Nah he has a HARLEY
I have my own Chevy
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Man, Dodge sucks so bad! I had a Dodge.... It gave me so many issues...I ended up spending 3x what it was worth in repairs alone.And just incase you missed it
Just remember you started it
I knew I loved you LOL
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That is super weird!
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Bahhh! My last post was 2766...
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For why?!?!
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Haha! Wouldn't be surprised
5'9..so you shrank as well as put on a hundred pounds!?
Damn! No wonder...
Well, at least ya might fit in dat VW if he takes the seats out...
drum roll............: Hazy
I have my own Chevy
Yea, I know. Poor lady.
At least you're a good little grease monkey and can keep that piece of shit running...
I mean, it doth run, right?
Take your time...
on the other hand, no matter what dodge haters say, that is a ram's head.And just incase you missed it
Just remember you started it
you ever look at a representation of satan?
Oh yeah...:
Can Hear Every Valve Rattle Oil Leaks Engine Ticks
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
ETC...
Q: Why are there sidewalks beside streets?
A: So Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home.
Q: How much wood could a GM truck haul if a GM truck could haul wood?
A: As much as the Ford towing it.
Q. Whats the difference between a Chevy and a Tampon?
A. A tampon comes with its own tow rope
Q. Why do Chevys have magnetized bumpers
A. To pick up the parts that fall off other Chevys
Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15
seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.
I like my RAM and I loved my F-150 passionately
The chevy's I've owned...heh, couldn't wait to give 'em away.
Didn't need percussion with one of them around. Shake rattle and if you're lucky
and big and strong or have some friends, roll.
just sayin'
Hazy
And here I was being nice to you...
Whiskey always playing..that's why they call it whiskey.
But really, I think your mind is playing tricks on you...really ought to lay off that soap opera for a while.
Yeah! Ain't it cool? I love weird shit.
Ha-Ha-Ha, and that's new how?
Good for ya! I know you love that vibrating feeling..
I would never knock a Hog or a Bug.
A pig or a cockroach would be a different story.
We eat pigs and squash roaches...unless we set 'em on fire.
Hazy
nope I am still 5'9 and no where near 200#s sorry5'9..so you shrank as well as put on a hundred pounds!?
Damn! No wonder...
Well, at least ya might fit in dat VW if he takes the seats out...
drum roll............: Hazy
Um I have my own Harley and don't need vibrating thingsGood for ya! I know you love that vibrating feeling..
I would never knock a Hog or a Bug.
A pig or a cockroach would be a different story.
We eat pigs and squash roaches...unless we set 'em on fire.
Hazy
I dunno my chevy has great pick up serves me well also really fun for mudding but to each their own dearon the other hand, no matter what dodge haters say, that is a ram's head.
you ever look at a representation of satan?
Oh yeah...:
Can Hear Every Valve Rattle Oil Leaks Engine Ticks
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
ETC...
Q: Why are there sidewalks beside streets?
A: So Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home.
Q: How much wood could a GM truck haul if a GM truck could haul wood?
A: As much as the Ford towing it.
Q. Whats the difference between a Chevy and a Tampon?
A. A tampon comes with its own tow rope
Q. Why do Chevys have magnetized bumpers
A. To pick up the parts that fall off other Chevys
Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15
seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.
I like my RAM and I loved my F-150 passionately
The chevy's I've owned...heh, couldn't wait to give 'em away.
Didn't need percussion with one of them around. Shake rattle and if you're lucky
and big and strong or have some friends, roll.
just sayin'
Hazy
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Look man, I just don't trust em. I had a bad experience, and I'm turned off.
A big woman comparatively. So if you put on yer heels you're a tall girl too.
Well straighten up woman! That last pix I saw of you didn't do you honor.
So, how much over 200 lbs is that? You don't sound like a fat girl at all...
Love.
Hazy
Aw..that's OK...My experience(s) with Chrysler MOPAR products has always been good with a kink or a glitch here and there.
I had a Dodge Van, a '77 or '78, really can't remember.
All dressed up inside and rocking. It had a resistor on the
firewall that would short like a dripper coil when you least need it to
but I always had spares in the glove compartment.
Had a '55 Dodge Hot Dog way back. Several others and now a Ram Pick up.
Hi-yo Silver. He's white with black stirrups. A simple man's ride.
I prefer F-150 trucks but the available models at the time I went for the Ram
weren't to my liking. But they have a better truck chassis and drive train than Dodge.
Chevy sucks. Period. Except of course for Hummer and you know they died.
That's par for the course now-a-days. The good shit dies while the rest feed off the corpse.
I'm glad. May your vehicle serve you well.
Indeed, what ever serves your pleasure, so be it.
Enjoy the ride
Respectfully,
Hazy
Nah. I feel like playing roulette..Was I rolling? Cool.
Thank you for your concern, Madam. I'm feeling fine.
Regards,
Hazy
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I used to have an '01 VW 5 speed Beetle Turbo...my favorite car...I just love VW so much! I want a Jetta soooooo bad! Grrr! I have a KIA Optima now...not a horrible car. Does what I need it to do, but I dream of VWs man....
I started it...? Otay..sure. If you say so, Dear...And just incase you missed it
Just remember you started it
I prefer the old VWs, the bugs and vans..had a ghia once.
The old ones were much like Porsches.
My fist ride was a Beetle. A '71 semi-automatic, then a '72 manual.
Stock but fast due to some coil work I hacked up.
My ex took the '71 when we got divorced.
That and the Fender Mustang guitar..but I got that for her anyway.
Dumbshit gave it to the RCC and now she's a fucking Buddhist.
A Kia is durable transportation. Like you said, it's obedient, Mistress...
Regards,
Hazy
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Ya, wide enough, not deep enough..
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