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Newheart301

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No , inside my home I ware a Walther, tpx, very small , built like a Rolex. Such a small round it's a last ditch weapon, I must insert it inside an orifice to ensure max. effect. lol Remember that old song. "Tucker" time for me, Allman Bro. all evening. No sweeter sound than a Les Paul.:D
 
HazyShades

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Newheart301 said:
No , inside my home I ware a Walther, tpx, very small , built like a Rolex. Such a small round it's a last ditch weapon, I must insert it inside an orifice to ensure max. effect. lol Remember that old song. "Tucker" time for me, Allman Bro. all evening. No sweeter sound than a Les Paul.:D
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Otay, but I still resent my ex taking that Fender Mustang.
Only gitbox I've ever been able to put my pudgy fingers around the neck of.
Don't know about that orifice, Bud...Oh! Their orifice..phew!

For a minute there I thought you was a giving up, man.
Had a friend give up and eat his .357...not a pretty pix that. Scalp on the roof and shit.

My .38 comes in handy..except since I have a 12 year old boy
(proof that vitamins work) I'd keep it in a locked briefcase by my desk here
(the rest is buried in the yard..well, except my wrist-rocket)

so, the last time I thought I might need my piece I forgot the god damned combination.
Told my boy, sorry son. "If you mess with it and fuck yerself or somebuddy up
ain't my fault, now let's go learn how to drive my RAM"

He won't mess with it. He's a good kid. Takes after the milkman (remember those..LOL)

Hazy, armed and dangerous :cool:
 
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Newheart301 said:
No , inside my home I ware a Walther, tpx, very small , built like a Rolex. Such a small round it's a last ditch weapon, I must insert it inside an orifice to ensure max. effect. lol Remember that old song. "Tucker" time for me, Allman Bro. all evening. No sweeter sound than a Les Paul.:D
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How you feeling? Were you able to lower your nic lvls
 
HazyShades

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Just Me said:
How you feeling? Were you able to lower your nic lvls
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I don't think NewHeart is gonna lower anything but his butt
into a grave the man will probably dig for himself.
There are still people who know the meaning of True Grit.
Think I'll piggy back a salute to him on you..
(bet you like that piggy back stuff too)

Hazy piggy backin' :D
 
Cruel-Phate

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I am doing really good considering I pissed the wife off today heh it's my Friday so it's OK, was catching up on zombies :)
 
HazyShades

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Cruel-Phate said:
I am doing really good considering I pissed the wife off today heh it's my Friday so it's OK, was catching up on zombies :)
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Seems to be an epidemic of pissed off wife going around...it's highly contagious.
If ya start to get hot under the collar you got it,
so it's better to chill and pay the bitch no mind. The pissed off wife disease is much like herpes,
it comes and goes and is only contagious during flare ups..

Pass the round.
Hazy :cool:
 
Cruel-Phate

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HazyShades said:
Seems to be an epidemic of pissed off wife going around...it's highly contagious.
If ya start to get hot under the collar you got it,
so it's better to chill and pay the bitch no mind. The pissed off wife disease is much like herpes,
it comes and goes and is only contagious during flare ups..

Pass the round.
Hazy :cool:
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It must be season changing or something because man they know just what to say with a tone that gets under your skin. gotta love it
 
HazyShades

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Cruel-Phate said:
It must be season changing or something because man they know just what to say with a tone that gets under your skin. gotta love it
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Yea, the seasons have much to do with the pissed off wife syndrome's flare ups.

Fortunately, if you're fortunate..you develop a natural immunity
and it doesn't phase you. We must coexist with the virus...
 
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Cruel-Phate said:
I married a red head..."they can be really mean....."I like that heh....I am not picky....love brunettes too but does not matter as long as they make me laugh, you know :)
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Haha!! The mean ones can be very sexy!!

Sent from Russ
 
Byter

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Well, that's about all I have for pics. Have to try to sleep anyway. Kids will have me up in about 6 hours, and unlike JM, I can't function on much less sleep than that.
 
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Byter said:
Well, that's about all I have for pics. Have to try to sleep anyway. Kids will have me up in about 6 hours, and unlike JM, I can't function on much less sleep than that.
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Same, I have a 2 a year old girl all day in about 7 hours :eek:
 
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Just Me said:
I think he was hinting to Midnite
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