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moecat

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absorb bear
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bobsyeruncle

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soup purr

A middle aged woman decides it's time to spice up her sex life, so she decides to surprise her husband. After he gets home from work, she strips down naked, dawns a red cape, runs in the room, jumps in front of the TV and yells "Super-Pussy!"

After thinking about it for a second, her husband replies "Well, I think I'll have the soup."
 

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liver alone

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Doberman says in an American accent, "I think liver and cheese sucks."

The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

The Bulldog says in a British accent, "I find Liver and cheese to be a bit dodgey."

She says, "That's not creative enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says in a mexican accent, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."
 

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inter pole

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Think I'll re-watch Mayor of the Sunset Strip to honor the memory of Kim Fowley; he was the first weirdo to hold the title. Sucks to lose any of the true Weirdos.
 

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