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Jimi

Diamond Contributor
Member For 5 Years
May be an image of fishing, chipmunk, squirrel, rodent and text that says 'Just one more cast... is equivalent to a woman saying she'll be ready in 5 minutes Fishy Fishy'
 

Freyja

Silver Contributor
Member For 4 Years
Dad joke time:

I told my wife I wanted to be cremated.

She made an appointment for Tuesday.
THAT'S a dad joke???
You must have had some dad!
(Totally kidding. I'm sure your dad is/was awesome.)

THIS is a dad joke:
What do you call a phony potato?
An "imi 'tater"
 

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