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UncleRJ
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The people driving the HandiFat carts really piss me off!
If you are too freaking fat to walk, you really don't need to go to the grocery without a keeper!
I am constantly amazed by what these people have in their baskets.
Not one single fruit or vegetable (unless you count strawberry ice cream of frozen Jalapeno Poppers) no unprocessed food of any kind and of course diet soda to wash it down with.
Really, other than yourself, who are you fooling!
Not to mention then you go and clog up the 15 item or less fast checkout lane with 40 items of the crap you are eating without one nutritious calory to be found, And then once you leave the store you have no problem waddling around.
And totally nice of you to stop and visit with your other cart driving friends in the aisles oblivious to other customers.
Start walking for Gods Sake and leave them for the elderly (who I rarely see in them because your fat asses have already grabbed them) or people that for whatever reason (recent surgery or broken limbs) that actually need them but are too ashamed to use them as they don't want to be lumped into the same category as you!
If you are too freaking fat to walk, you really don't need to go to the grocery without a keeper!
I am constantly amazed by what these people have in their baskets.
Not one single fruit or vegetable (unless you count strawberry ice cream of frozen Jalapeno Poppers) no unprocessed food of any kind and of course diet soda to wash it down with.
Really, other than yourself, who are you fooling!
Not to mention then you go and clog up the 15 item or less fast checkout lane with 40 items of the crap you are eating without one nutritious calory to be found, And then once you leave the store you have no problem waddling around.
And totally nice of you to stop and visit with your other cart driving friends in the aisles oblivious to other customers.
Start walking for Gods Sake and leave them for the elderly (who I rarely see in them because your fat asses have already grabbed them) or people that for whatever reason (recent surgery or broken limbs) that actually need them but are too ashamed to use them as they don't want to be lumped into the same category as you!
You really laid down the score there UncThe people driving the HandiFat carts really piss me off!
If you are too freaking fat to walk, you really don't need to go to the grocery without a keeper!
I am constantly amazed by what these people have in their baskets.
Not one single fruit or vegetable (unless you count strawberry ice cream of frozen Jalapeno Poppers) no unprocessed food of any kind and of course diet soda to wash it down with.
Really, other than yourself, who are you fooling!
Not to mention then you go and clog up the 15 item or less fast checkout lane with 40 items of the crap you are eating without one nutritious calory to be found, And then once you leave the store you have no problem waddling around.
And totally nice of you to stop and visit with your other cart driving friends in the aisles oblivious to other customers.
Start walking for Gods Sake and leave them for the elderly (who I rarely see in them because your fat asses have already grabbed them) or people that for whatever reason (recent surgery or broken limbs) that actually need them but are too ashamed to use them as they don't want to be lumped into the same category as you!
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If you have not yet figured this out, these "people" really piss me off!
Sure there are some overweight people that have a real medical issue like a glandular problem and such.
But those folks seem to want to do what they can to combat their issues.
But fat and lazy is just fat and lazy.
And I forgot to add, that most of the ones I am complaining about pay for the crap they eat and drink are paying for it using food stamps or whatever they are called now days that you and me are paying for via our taxes!
Sure there are some overweight people that have a real medical issue like a glandular problem and such.
But those folks seem to want to do what they can to combat their issues.
But fat and lazy is just fat and lazy.
And I forgot to add, that most of the ones I am complaining about pay for the crap they eat and drink are paying for it using food stamps or whatever they are called now days that you and me are paying for via our taxes!
Ok class. Today's gripe is a simple one.
If you put a big sticker on your back window proclaiming your point of origin at least make some small attempt at centering it. I feel sorry for a badly ocd person following, probably cause a seizure. It's distracting enough for me and I'm the exact opposite of ocd.
If you put a big sticker on your back window proclaiming your point of origin at least make some small attempt at centering it. I feel sorry for a badly ocd person following, probably cause a seizure. It's distracting enough for me and I'm the exact opposite of ocd.
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I am getting pretty upset because I can't get to sleep and it's nearly 2am, the old brain is just going. Wish it would stop. Had unsettling news, today.
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I work nights...so I HAVE to be up
lolFor those that enjoy ever minute of their OCD insanity
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I hate those family stickers you see with the little stick people on the back window. Nobody at the red light cares how many times you forgot to eat your birth control! And oh wow you have 5 cats and 3 dogs and a fish?
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Lol, my boyfriend says that all the time! He found one online of a stick figure wielding a chainsaw and chasing a stick figure family. It also had a caption saying, "F you and your stick figure family".
Confusing, exasperating, unfathomable, inconsistent, and several other 3+ syllable words. Then you add in beautiful, sexy, mysterious, funny, smart, magnetic, etc. Not to mention nuttier than squirrel turds.
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Oh shit. I'm confused. Strawberry ice cream doesn't count as a fruit? What if I add chocolate chips?
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Legit.
I'm persuaded that vape makes you OCD or brings out the OCD in ya!
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Agreed. I now cut my paper towels in different mini sizes to accommodate all the different ways in which I need to twirl and use.
lol. I line everything up and straighten everything
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lol. I line everything up and straighten everything
notice how our signatures are centered? hmmmmm....
Oh yeah. Arg the more you think about ocd the more you become it. We'll all be committed..
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been there, done that.
Didn't help much then
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yeah, like one anti-depressant i was on gave me suicidal ideations. meds don't always do what they are sposed to.
Yes you are. You're like a cute little chunk of rare earth pulling me closer.
Wouldn't have it any other way
sorry i was born with two X chromosomes
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Ok. Probably could have phrased that better.
But really, couldn't you focus on the parts I said right?
I'd rephrase but would probably just make it worse.
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