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Except in the mornings...
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Don't know why it posted twice...
Don't know why it posted twice...
I just realized it impossible to say this three times
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I can't sleep. I'm going to pay for my restlessness this afternoon at the office.
I don't think I could live anywhere that doesn't have breakfast tacos.
Creating windows 10
If you're an alien how come you sound like you're from up north?
If you're an alien how come you sound like you're from up north?
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A bird poops in the V of a tree that's wear mistletoe comes from after they've eat the seed it gets stuck to there feathers and then they have to scrub it off to get it off. And. The V of the tree works to do that, there end plants the seed and pow mistletoe starts growing.
But only in oak trees
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But only in oak trees
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I always find the comments to be more fascinating than the actual post.
If you're an alien how come you sound like you're from up north?
If you're an alien how come you sound like you're from up north?
I like saying the word puddin'
What happens if you're travelling faster than the speed of light and turn your headlights on?
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I guess that means your super woman. Lol.
I like farting in public and outing a complete stranger to blame it on.
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I was actually thinking about the ships in Star Trek.
Why do we say after dark to talk about night? Wouldn't after dark be the morning and after light be the night?
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Oh well that would tear out the warp drive or mess up a rip in time or throw the time space cotinuim all outa wack
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I need to order some more batteries
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What do sheep count when they can't sleep? 
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How do you know when you have enough batteries?
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No such thing.
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
chisels might work
Today is Thursday but I still want it to be Friday and I live for my time if off on weekends.....I hope everything came out ok.
Why do I feel the need to rebuild coils way more often than they have to be?
So Im awake
Salamander... that is all.
Well, maybe gecko...
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Well, maybe gecko...
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I really want to go to Vegas, it's been too long.
Squonk!
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If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
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Nope. A catasstrophy is when you get the wrong end of the animal from the taxidermist.
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My blue toenails need to be repainted!
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I'd like to get on a plane right now fly 2500miles kick the shit out of a certain person kiss my girl and fly back in time for the start of the race on sunday
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Ain't got time to take a fast train
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Why are there no 'B' batteries?
I wonder what ever happened to Leonardo, the wino that used to wander around the town square of my hometown?
While you typically won’t see either A or B batteries on American store shelves, they’re still out there in the wild. A batteries were used in early-model laptop battery packs and some hobby battery packs. B batteries are still sometimes used in Europe for lanterns and bicycle lamps. According to Energizer, though, their popularity is dwindling there, too, and they might be completely discontinued
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Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
