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DogMan

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Dr Duffy said that he thinks that the bowel stuff is a functional disorder, like IBS


And with no family history of bowel cancer or anything, further testing is just putting a ribbon on it


Then he got far too involved in his jokes about putting a ribbon on a turd. I think that he sometimes forgets that he's practicing medicine


But he eventually said further testing not needed and just stick with the psyllium husk
 

Merbear

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Dick Trickle?


NASCAR driver. Swear to god.
I bet he hated his parents for giving him that name.
When I was in college the local dairy crème shop was proudly called
DICK WHAKKERS DAIRY CRÈME.
It was very popular for some unknown reason.
There’s a nearby street called Dewey, and forever there was a store called Dewey Liquor…🙃
 

Hawkizefan

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Go Hawkeyes!

We need a monumental blind squirrel effort tonight.
And it’s the hucking fuskers so the visually impaired rodent gods need to get together and bless some nuts.

Now I know the down under confetti heathen is going to say “that’s what she said” in regards to the nut blessing so I want it to be know that’s exactly what she said.
And we need some good dribbling tonight. Lots of dribbling. Not Dick Trickle type dribbling but very good ball dribbling. Again….that’s what she said. And hopefully at the end of the night the Hawkeyes will be in the sweet 16. Ahhh…sweet sixteen. That takes me back……Debbie …..Debbie maxner…..16….sweet…by sweet I mean hot and frisky. She is where the phrase “that’s what she said” came from. She moved to Texas. She is also the reason the phrase Debbie does Dallas exists.

Lost my train of thought……weird…..
 

gopher_byrd

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Poor, lonely doggie
Poor doggie

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Hawkizefan

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Way back in the early 70s a local radio station called KQ98 would put on concerts for .98 cents that would feature 2 or 3 bands that usually no one had really heard of….1 was always a local band so we did usually know them. A $1 concert was awesome and me and my buddies went to a lot of them.
One night the stage lights came up really low and there was a grand piano on stage. A fat dude walked out….ran(not athletically) across the stage and did a bellyflop on the piano. It didn’t break but we all expected it to. The band cranked up….it was a good show….dudes name was Meatloaf….bat out of hell came out later…became a big fan….rest is history.
 

DogMan

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Way back in the early 70s a local radio station called KQ98 would put on concerts for .98 cents that would feature 2 or 3 bands that usually no one had really heard of….1 was always a local band so we did usually know them. A $1 concert was awesome and me and my buddies went to a lot of them.
One night the stage lights came up really low and there was a grand piano on stage. A fat dude walked out….ran(not athletically) across the stage and did a bellyflop on the piano. It didn’t break but we all expected it to. The band cranked up….it was a good show….dudes name was Meatloaf….bat out of hell came out later…became a big fan….rest is history.
He played the AFL Grand final some years ago

Technical difficulties meant that he couldn't hear himself. So it was really bad

He used to travel here frequently until that performance
 

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