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Whiskey

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MrScaryZ

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I just old some GE Security folks over the phone that we don't need no stinkin Alarm System plus our house is not much bigger than some trailers and I know the layout in which I can walk around with my eyes closed (I have tripped over stuff), I gots a shotgun then hung up! Going to report them since we're on the DO Not Call Registry, brb.

Good morning!
That registry worked at one time I'm going to put my number in a million times


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MrScaryZ

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That face. Looks so much like my friend Toby Big Foot, it's not even funny. American Eskimo. Had his company 12 years. He made a scumbag wish he never opened our gate one time. Not all Dogs bark. Till it's way too late. :)
You have a friend called Toby Bigfoot ? And I thought I was insane.


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Saddletramp1200

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LOL..............
Time to get outta here, Have a good night folks:)

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I never get far from my eyelids. Old People can see through them when you think were sleeping. Oh, don't worry, he's crashed. Not yet. I see you seeing me. then a cheap Trigon commercial, School is safer than Cop Cars.
 

Tripster

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Be aware that some assholes are calling land lines pretending to be from health companies you know & want to send you some crap free. They get your address, zip, and other shit. Tell them to text it to your cell phone. If they don't have the number it's thief's. They tried it on me. No cigar.

I don't ever fall for that shit period. When I was a phreaker, I would trace their number and freak them out with a lot of information, they stopped for many years. These days, if someone is trying to sell and give stuff away for free...I either grab my shotgun and rack the slide then hangup and or ask them if they could be my alibi since I am trying to dispose of a body...they always hang up on both scenarios. My shotgun is never loaded when I do these pranks, maybe a snap-cap to protect the firing pin. I also got a call while at my buddies farm where we were shooting firearms legally and I answered the call and told them I need to place them on hold cause I am in the middle of a grand shootout (shots were going off like in the movie Heat)...lol!

I always troll these fuckers hard!
 

Tripster

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That registry worked at one time I'm going to put my number in a million times


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I reported them but they will most likely pay the fine and carry on, majority will do that.
 

Tripster

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My ears are acting up and it's annoying, my right feels plugged but it's not and my left feels slightly plugged but it's not.

It has to be pressure related, gaah!

I did check my ears for spiders, they ain't in there.

I checked to see if vapor is stuck, nope.

I do get ringing here and there and a weird sensation, I dunno?!

I'll get'em checked out but going to read up on the side effects of this Bactrim to see if any are ear problems.

BINGO:
  • continuing ringing or buzzing or other unexplained noise in the ears
Gonna let the doc know about this!
 

Saddletramp1200

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Can I borrow you for my next job interview? I have a new love for ranting on interviews it scares them so they hire you. I muttered crazy things about driving 160 blah blah got a offer WTF


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I would be happy to appear, county will be good. I get a company car with this possession. If I don't get a raise with in 180 days. We need too talk again.
 

kelli

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I am not sure to reply to that. When someone cares less, is it Zero? I'll have someone get back too you. Don't call Us, We'll call you.
have your people get in touch with my people ;)
 

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