I was kidding but this is why i luv ya keep me on my toesWith you, sometimes I just gotta wonder .... "dafuq?!"
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get the HELL out of my way!!!!
Lol you really do sound like me nowSometimes i just want to run people over in the city here.get the HELL out of my way!!!!
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I was in the snow storm last week on Halsted and saw someone trying to drive a big rig through it and I thought it might have been you. Lol.Sometimes i just want to run people over in the city here.
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Um you do realize just saying that makes you sound guilty right
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Ok, sorted and cleaned muh vape bench....this evening's project.
You are way too tidy.
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Nope
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Nope
Hugs right back at you.
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Nice desk, thats what i need to get for my stuff.Ok, sorted and cleaned muh vape bench....this evening's project.
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I'm going to be though zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Aye, I thrive in tidy environments.
It is a jeweler's bench I bought about 8 years agoNice desk, thats what i need to get for my stuff.
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I see i am rubbing off on you
*mutter*
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3 men sitting around a table, bemoaning their old age.
First man: "I can't remember names any more ... not my family members' names, not my friends' names...."
2nd man: "Faces escape me! Yesterday I would've walked right past an old schoolmate I've known for 70 years if he didn't say something."
3rd man: "Ach, yer both washed up. I remember names!" He then knocks twice on the table for emphasis. "I remember faces!" Two more emphatic knocks.
Then he looks around confused and says to no one in particular ... "Come in?!"
First man: "I can't remember names any more ... not my family members' names, not my friends' names...."
2nd man: "Faces escape me! Yesterday I would've walked right past an old schoolmate I've known for 70 years if he didn't say something."
3rd man: "Ach, yer both washed up. I remember names!" He then knocks twice on the table for emphasis. "I remember faces!" Two more emphatic knocks.
Then he looks around confused and says to no one in particular ... "Come in?!"
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The joke was not directed at you. Just happens to be one of my favorites.
No, that was directed at someone else.
Tonight at work the laughing lady asked me when we were going out for coffee!
I fucking choked!!!!! arrrggggg and said "I don't know"
Fishee DERP!
Fucking face palm from helllll
But hey, she's starting to come around so that's really all that matters.
Plus I told her I was gonna get her a flower this Saturday.
But she said she hates that they die.
So I'm gonna get somethin like maybe a velvet rose or one of those pretty glass kind from Hallmark or somethin!
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Give her the flower and say it would be my honor to join you for a cup of coffee.Tonight at work the laughing lady asked me when we were going out for coffee!
I fucking choked!!!!! arrrggggg and said "I don't know"
Fishee DERP!
Fucking face palm from helllll
But hey, she's starting to come around so that's really all that matters.
Plus I told her I was gonna get her a flower this Saturday.
But she said she hates that they die.
So I'm gonna get somethin like maybe a velvet rose or one of those pretty glass kind from Hallmark or somethin!
trust me. 
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And yes, those flowers are great to give to her, say this is for you my lady and tell her this one will never die.Tonight at work the laughing lady asked me when we were going out for coffee!
I fucking choked!!!!! arrrggggg and said "I don't know"
Fishee DERP!
Fucking face palm from helllll
But hey, she's starting to come around so that's really all that matters.
Plus I told her I was gonna get her a flower this Saturday.
But she said she hates that they die.
So I'm gonna get somethin like maybe a velvet rose or one of those pretty glass kind from Hallmark or somethin!
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For sure!Give her the flower and say it would be my honor to join you for a cup of coffee.
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Most ladies love a gentleman.
i made my wife a fake flower bauqet one year. Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I537
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This year i'm getting my lady an edible arrangement, a fruit bauqet made of heart shaped pineapples, grapes and chocolate covered strawberries, she loves fruit and she mentioned it a couple of times, so i got the hint and she will have her fruit bauqet. 
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I try to be a gentleman.
But I'm also a slightly strange fucker too.
But she is quite a strangle woman. And that is one of the many things that attracts me to her.
In fact she's weird as fuck and I love it!
Thing is, women don't really seem to know what to do with a guy like me.
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But I'm also a slightly strange fucker too.
But she is quite a strangle woman. And that is one of the many things that attracts me to her.
In fact she's weird as fuck and I love it!
Thing is, women don't really seem to know what to do with a guy like me.
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Well i am sure she will know what to do with you sir.
apparently she likes you or she wouldn't have made the coffee comment, take it and run with it my brotha!! Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I537
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Good Morning everyone and we are cleared for work today. So see ya later
"We are all human beings, whatever our positions. If we open our hearts and speak with sincerity, we can communicate and touch others on the deepest level. World peace starts with trust between one individual and another."
"We are all human beings, whatever our positions. If we open our hearts and speak with sincerity, we can communicate and touch others on the deepest level. World peace starts with trust between one individual and another."
Good one, russAnd yes, those flowers are great to give to her, say this is for you my lady and tell her this one will never die.
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Good morning all. Off to get a mammo today, they were able to squeeze me in. Ba-dum-bump.
not a big fan of those, but good luck!
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thanks so much. reminds me of the little snot guy on the mucinex commercial. kinda grosses me out when we start anthropomorphizing bodily excretions.
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