Alternate Universe

[moecat]

I taste like soot and poo.

I ain't lickin' ya this lifetime, no sir

 

[MKPM]

I ain't lickin' ya this lifetime, no sir

Wise call that! Nobody is likely to put their gnashers upon me in the future.

 

[Fishee]

I ain't lickin' ya this lifetime, no sir

I think I would. If the circumstance was right.

 

[MKPM]

I think I would. If the circumstance was right.

Licking me causes ebola

 

[moecat]

I think I would. If the circumstance was right.

Unable to like this

 

[muth]

@muth , do you like breakfast sausage, kielbasa, etc? Not so different

When all is said and done. If you are going to kill and eat an animal I believe you should not waste a thing. I'm just not that hungry for flesh (not that way, anyway)

 

[Fishee]

Licking me causes ebola

I bet with the right seasonings ebola would be tasty

 

[muth]

I think I would. If the circumstance was right.

Hee, hee. That's what makes you so special

 

[Fishee]

Unable to like this

Come on moe, since when you scared?

 

[muth]

I bet with the right seasonings ebola would be tasty

Something spicey and smoked. Ya think?

 

[moecat]

Come on moe, since when you scared?

Plenty scares me. Plenty more creeps me out

 

[Fishee]

Hee, hee. That's what makes you so special

And I would lick you without any hesitation whatsoever!!!

 

[CaFF]

I taste like soot and poo.

Ah, the rare and much--vaunted soot-poo. You lucky bastid!

I've only managed the slightly smokey poo...with bits of WTF Poo. Possibly with beans.

Who decided that corn and beans were a good thing???
No wonder the Maya went bye-bye.....

 

[moecat]

Scat bastards, the lot of ya

 

[Fishee]

Plenty scares me. Plenty more creeps me out

Not many bald heads out in the world I would even consider a lickin.
But something tells me a friar's dome piece might taste like marshmellow. That would be worth a lickin just to find out, no?

 

[MKPM]

And I would lick you without any hesitation whatsoever!!!

 

[moecat]

Not many bald heads out in the world I would even consider a lickin.
But something tells me a friar's dome piece might taste like marshmellow. That would be worth a lickin just to find out, no?

Don't cut your tongue on the stubble

 

[MKPM]

Not many bald heads out in the world I would even consider a lickin.
But something tells me a friar's dome piece might taste like marshmellow. That would be worth a lickin just to find out, no?

 

[Fishee]

Don't cut your tongue on the stubble

The stubble is part of the appeal

 

[Fishee]

It's so true.
I'd lick her like a big ol' lolipop!
Fuckin driving myself crazy just thinkin about it.

 

[Fishee]

so.... any who..... how's everyone doin this evening?

 

[MKPM]

so.... any who..... how's everyone doin this evening?

I am doing well....you?

 

[CaFF]

Not many bald heads out in the world I would even consider a lickin.
But something tells me a friar's dome piece might taste like marshmellow. That would be worth a lickin just to find out, no?

It's ok, I'm not bald just yet.

Nah, he'd be more of an elderberry with traces of sandalwood and cedar. ;-)

 

[muth]

@Fishee I just took a bathroom break and got to thinking. I'm backtracking a bit but if we could get a petrie dish of ebola and fry it up we could have crispy rounds dipped in some of CaFF's smokey hot habanera sauce. Something's telling me not to hit the reply button. Too late

 

[MKPM]

Nah, he'd be more of an elderberry with traces of sandalwood and cedar. ;-)

And my father was a hamster

 

[muth]

It's ok, I'm not bald just yet.

Nah, he'd be more of an elderberry with traces of sandalwood and cedar. ;-)

Nice, I can smell it

 

[MKPM]

@Fishee I just took a bathroom break and got to thinking. I'm backtracking a bit but if we could get a petrie dish of ebola and fry it up we could have crispy rounds dipped in some of CaFF's smokey hot habanera sauce. Something's telling me not to hit the reply button. Too late

Thank you for letting us know that you just dropped a fragrant, bog choking, DEUCE.

 

[Fishee]

I am doing well....you?

Doin quite well this evening.
Had a nice bowl of mom's homemade beef stew. A nice banana type vape, some music, and a bit o chit chat with my friends at AU.
Yes sir, doin quite well.

 

[CaFF]

My cat is giving me THAT look.

Must be time for a nap....these days, life is a nap connected by waking, then not.

 

[MKPM]

Doin quite well this evening.
Had a nice bowl of mom's homemade beef stew. A nice banana type vape, some music, and a bit o chit chat with my friends at AU.
Yes sir, doin quite well.

I had a boiled egg and a few saltines......which is exactly what I dined upon last night!

 

[Fishee]

It's ok, I'm not bald just yet.

Nah, he'd be more of an elderberry with traces of sandalwood and cedar. ;-)

lol like how an old hamster cage smells!

 

[MKPM]

lol like how an old hamster cage smells!

 

[Fishee]

@Fishee I just took a bathroom break and got to thinking. I'm backtracking a bit but if we could get a petrie dish of ebola and fry it up we could have crispy rounds dipped in some of CaFF's smokey hot habanera sauce. Something's telling me not to hit the reply button. Too late

Sounds like a fine dinner date to me muth.
And I have some things already in mind for desert!

 

[CaFF]

@Fishee I just took a bathroom break and got to thinking. I'm backtracking a bit but if we could get a petrie dish of ebola and fry it up we could have crispy rounds dipped in some of CaFF's smokey hot habanera sauce. Something's telling me not to hit the reply button. Too late

It's ok, i have literally enough super-hot chiles to probably kill people.
My Indian and Asian neighbors are scared of me...lol

I have well over a Kilo of Bhut Jolokia powder direct from Assam, India.

Most of them were invented by the Indian military for weapons of mass fucking-uppage. ;-)

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/jul/29/chilli-indian-army-farmers

I got mine in 2009.

 

[muth]

Thank you for letting us know that you just dropped a fragrant, bog choking, DEUCE.

I have been known to choke the throne a few times

 

[MKPM]

I have been known to choke the throne a few times

Hawt

 

[MKPM]

Sounds like a fine dinner date to me muth.
And I have some things already in mind for desert!

 

[muth]

I have been known to choke the throne a few times

I'm not being very ladylike tonight

 

[Fishee]

I had a boiled egg and a few saltines......which is exactly what I dined upon last night!

eggs are nice.
My chickens make them on a regular basis and I eat them.
And right now I have 40 in an incubator.
But I don't think any are fertile
Maybe too early for the hens to let the roosters mount

 

[Midniteoyl]

You really do that? Catch up on the posts? You would never see nor hear from me again if I attempted that!

I try to catch up too... Its why i reply to things that are 5 pages back..

Only, unlike @Fishee , I am usually trying to do it after 1am and when I get to the end its all my posts replying to shit that happened yesterday

 

[moecat]

I'm not being very ladylike tonight

You're a female?!?!?!?!

 

[MKPM]

I'm not being very ladylike tonight

 

[Fishee]

Thank you for letting us know that you just dropped a fragrant, bog choking, DEUCE.

I have been known to choke the throne a few times

And all I could do was think about the desert

 

[Fishee]

I try to catch up too... Its why i reply to things that are 5 pages back..

Only, unlike @Fishee , I am usually trying to do it after 1am and when I get to the end its all my posts replying to shit that happened yesterday

Which I actually find that to be pretty funny

 

[CaFF]

And my father was a hamster

Stranger things have occurred. My dad was an ass, for example. ;-)

 

[MKPM]

Fishee comes on late at night...then starts liking things 8 pages back....I of course get notified of all this....and it reminds me of advancing infantry.

 

[Midniteoyl]

@Fishee I just took a bathroom break and got to thinking. I'm backtracking a bit but if we could get a petrie dish of ebola and fry it up we could have crispy rounds dipped in some of CaFF's smokey hot habanera sauce. Something's telling me not to hit the reply button. Too late

I liove how she was taking a shit and thought about @Fishee with @CaFF suace... LOMA!

 

[muth]

It's 24 dollars for 120ml trying to figure out if it's any good cause it's damn cheap

adk, have you heard of White Label? Every Sunday at 3pm eastern time you can get the Sunday Sample Pack of 3 30ml bottles for $19.99. Or Vapejoose, 120mls for $14.99

 

[moecat]

Stranger things have occurred. My dad was an ass, for example. ;-)

Better to have a full animal relative than one that's a specific body part of said animal, if you catch my drift

 

[CaFF]

I could swear, that Fran has never had an actual relationship with a woman.

As in a Live-in, long term....

But, that cant be true, he had two wives and progeny. Well done, that.

I dint get it man..dint you learn over time?

I admit, I suck at all things human....I stopped trying years ago.