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Midniteoyl said:
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i am pretty liberal, but this? ummmmm..............
 
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HazyShades said:
I agree. Sometimes kids get carried away with their kinky phun.
This is disgusting and entirely in poor taste.
Oh, Hi, kelli! :)
Regards,
Hazy:cool:
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he's no kid. hi hazy :)
 
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Midniteoyl said:
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Sounds like the couple that had the apartment above mine. They were both in the 300-400 pound range and their bedroom was above mine. Whenever they got busy I got the hell out of my room for fear of it caving in because bits of the popcorn ceiling would get dislodged :eek:
 
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Tripster said:
What do you see?
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Other than the fact that she looks like a wax doll and "ten" is a porn network, I can't find much of not, but I didn't blow it up to mega proportions to inspect the details...
 
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Circa 1969...
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Nuclear Fusion Reactor?
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Year 2000 envisioned in 1910...
Right Click>Open Image in New Tab...
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Almighty Lord Gaben...
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Physics...
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Lap-top pizza box...
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If you want to literally scare the shit out of yourself...
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i am so sleepy
 
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kelli said:
i have a common starling that i raised from a baby 3 years ago. she is very tame and very smart. i have always wanted a magpie.....a raven would be as big as me.
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Wow! I read a book once about a woman who found and raised a baby starling. The bird was incredible. The title was something, the Darling Starling. Sorry, can't remember.
 
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kelli said:
ok. thanks
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for putting you to sleep? otay.
Here, I'll tuck you in...
won't sing ya a lullaby 'cause I need to hold my breath.
too much vapor in here

you can crash in peace though. I'm sure auntie muth will take care of things for ya.
I wanna see if I can get her to whip it out. ;)
Good Night, kelli
 
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Four horsemen riding through the streets of Amsterdam on a 'motorless day', when cars are prohibited due to the oil crisis in the Middle East, 4th November 1973...
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Lol...
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R.I.P.
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Washington, DC. 1935. colorized...
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Lol...
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HazyShades said:
Don't make me read that, please aunt muth.
Can you give me a brief summary?
Who do I sell my valuable shit to and what are fecal transplants, Dear?
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That was an ad at the bottom of the article with no detailed info. And I have no idea what a fecal transplant is but I have heard of them.
You won't want to read that article because it's about a certain tribe in S. Africa that performs unsterile, ritualistic circumcisions. Many of the young men lose their penises to necessary amputation. The surgery is now very successful but they can't find enough donors. They need to form an alliance with the gender reassignment doctors in the US and see if they can get the leftover penises from their sex change operations!
 
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HazyShades said:
Don't make me read that, please aunt muth.
Can you give me a brief summary?
Who do I sell my valuable shit to and what are fecal transplants, Dear?
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Update: Otay. I read both links. Curiosity...
It seems they're picky. They only want the good ....
I didn't know you could get human fecal matter in capsules!
Damn! Learn something new every evening.
But I ask you, isn't yogurt enough? Activia?

Thanks for the neato info, muth.
Regards,
Hazy :cool:
 
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muth said:
That was an ad at the bottom of the article with no detailed info. And I have no idea what a fecal transplant is but I have heard of them.
You won't want to read that article because it's about a certain tribe in S. Africa that performs unsterile, ritualistic circumcisions. Many of the young men lose their penises to necessary amputation. The surgery is now very successful but they can't find enough donors. They need to form an alliance with the gender reassignment doctors in the US and see if they can get the leftover penises from their sex change operations!
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ahhh, yea. Don't wanna read about no circumcisions sterile or otherwise.
I don't even like going to a Bris.
hell with that...amputation. now I'll be squeezing my thighs tightly together all nite long

wait..left over penises..? Ya really want one of those? Wait till ya get one caught in yer zipper.
Look. You can't have your cake and eat it too.
One or the other. They can do wonderful things with the nerves in the clitoris
to turn it magically into a penis, complete with sensitive glans and everything.
 
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muth said:
That was an ad at the bottom of the article with no detailed info. And I have no idea what a fecal transplant is but I have heard of them.
You won't want to read that article because it's about a certain tribe in S. Africa that performs unsterile, ritualistic circumcisions. Many of the young men lose their penises to necessary amputation. The surgery is now very successful but they can't find enough donors. They need to form an alliance with the gender reassignment doctors in the US and see if they can get the leftover penises from their sex change operations!
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There is no left over penis. It's basically turned inside out and then tucked into the body. The sensitive part is turned into the hood and clitoris.
 
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InMyImage said:
There is no left over penis. It's basically turned inside out and then tucked into the body. The sensitive part is turned into the hood and clitoris.
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Oh, that's right. I should have remembered that. So we still have a penis shortage in S. Africa.
 
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muth said:
Oh, that's right. I should have remembered that. So we still have a penis shortage in S. Africa.
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Oh. I thought you were interested in spare penises.
You want those penises..I see. Is that like penis envy?

Well. if you get a penis you can't keep your vagina. Sorry, can't be a hermaphrodite.
They use the skin in the vagina to fashion your penis and ball sack.
I think they put small super balls in your sack.
Gotta be careful not to knock your nuts into each other or you bounce all over the room
 
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HazyShades said:
Oh. I thought you were interested in spare penises.
You want those penises..I see. Is that like penis envy?

Well. if you get a penis you can't keep your vagina. Sorry, can't be a hermaphrodite.
They use the skin in the vagina to fashion your penis and ball sack.
I think they put small super balls in your sack.
Gotta be careful not to knock your nuts into each other or you bounce all over the room
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Ha ha ha, that's gross:confused:!
 
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HazyShades said:
What? Ya don't like to bounce? :p
it's your life. you wanna dick? get a dick.
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How did I get to this?!!!Why does everyone think I want a dick. That's just too funny.
On a different note.......I just re-built my Mutation and it's finally kickin' some ass. I don't know what I was thinking with that other build at .8 Now it's .25 and performing the way it should.
 
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HazyShades said:
for putting you to sleep? otay.
Here, I'll tuck you in...
won't sing ya a lullaby 'cause I need to hold my breath.
too much vapor in here

you can crash in peace though. I'm sure auntie muth will take care of things for ya.
I wanna see if I can get her to whip it out. ;)
Good Night, kelli
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I saw that. Am I doomed with dick jokes for the rest of my life, now?:rolleyes:
 
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I just picked up "Ritual Vape - Craft Vapor Liquid" #happydance
 
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muth said:
How did I get to this?!!!Why does everyone think I want a dick. That's just too funny.
On a different note.......I just re-built my Mutation and it's finally kickin' some ass. I don't know what I was thinking with that other build at .8 Now it's .25 and performing the way it should.
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you got yourself into it. blame it on russ and j m.
that's awfully low. but you can handle it. you may not have a dick. But you have balls, Aunt Muth :D
 
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