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My moms mantra was "never let a man do something you can figure out how to do yourself" along with "Never let a man tell you what you can or can't do" (that one is the reason I have tats LOL)
So you mean to tell me that you have that extremely rare "woman who actually takes out the rubbish on occasion" gene??????
 

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My MILs is "I will NOT let a man tell me what to do!! (angrily hitting table)" She's been divorced 2x and now lives alone... :rolleyes:
See if you ask me nice and we can discuss the issue fine, but if you flat out tell me no watch out
 

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I always do...
Well, nobody should ALWAYS do things. For some reason, I've always been with women who shunned the very idea of taking out the rubbish...and to a somewhat lesser degree....doing dishes. I will make someone a great huswifeband
 

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Well, nobody should ALWAYS do things. For some reason, I've always been with women who shunned the very idea of taking out the rubbish...and to a somewhat lesser degree....doing dishes. I will make someone a great huswifeband
Makes no sense to ask someone else to do it then argue and get a migrane when they wont just easier to do it yourself
 

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Makes no sense to ask someone else to do it then argue and get a migrane when they wont just easier to do it yourself
"If it is empty..fill it.....if it is dirty, wash it....if it cries, feed it...if it is due, pay it"
 

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hmmm only thing I didn't really slide and I have turned the car off let it sit all night and when i started it this am same thing. crazy right
It really does sound like a short some where, i have to admit i do not like working on newer cars with computers, so i do not know to much about that stuff. Give me an old car with a battery and a carburetor and i will work wonders. Give me a car with sensors, computer and shit and i am lost. But IMO It does sound like a short. and have your friend replace the charging port on your istick 20w.

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hmmm only thing I didn't really slide and I have turned the car off let it sit all night and when i started it this am same thing. crazy right
Well, if it still doing it, I would say most likely a dash ground or ECM ground problem.. Much like the '97 - '02 Jeep Cherokees that did the same thing. I'm thinking dash ground
 

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Hey @JustMe i have a vamo and a svd you can borrow until you get your new device if you want.

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OH..and since I am on a roll.........I do NOT PLAY the "What is wrong?" - "Nothing" game!!! If I ask you what is the matter, and you tell me nothing......NOTHING IT IS!!! Oh AND ANOTHER THING....if you want to fight and argue with someone....GO FIND A MIRROR"
 

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It really does sound like a short some where, i have to admit i do not like working on newer cars with computers, so i do not know to much about that stuff. Give me an old car with a battery and a carburetor and i will work wonders. Give me a car with sensors, computer and shit and i am lost. But IMO It does sound like a short. and have your friend replace the charging port on your istick 20w.

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LOL no i am sending all three to you just have to remember besides I already ordered 2 replacements ipv mini and istick 30w :p
 

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I should just take resume's for the position of "Wife Forever".....leave them in muh in-box please...you will be called for an interview. This is s full time-permanent position.....I will not be considering part-time or seasonal. This is strictly a temp-to hire position including a lengthy probationary period.....cooking skills not necessary.
 

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Well, if it still doing it, I would say most likely a dash ground or ECM ground problem.. Much like the '97 - '02 Jeep Cherokees that did the same thing. I'm thinking dash ground
hmmm good thought its a 04 silverado gonna have to look at that
 

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Ok, I seriously think I might be pif'ing my Orchids now....that is, after I buy about three more SubTank Minis.
 

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OH..and since I am on a roll.........I do NOT PLAY the "What is wrong?" - "Nothing" game!!! If I ask you what is the matter, and you tell me nothing......NOTHING IT IS!!! Oh AND ANOTHER THING....if you want to fight and argue with someone....GO FIND A MIRROR"
my hubby says figure it out or you don't wanna hear it I just say ok and walk away horrible wife I am
 

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Well, if it still doing it, I would say most likely a dash ground or ECM ground problem.. Much like the '97 - '02 Jeep Cherokees that did the same thing. I'm thinking dash ground
I agree Midnite, thats what is sound like to me too. Leaning more towards ECM problem maybe. But she didn't say if her check engine light is on or not. @JustMe is your engine light on?

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I agree Midnite, thats what is sound like to me too. Leaning more towards ECM problem maybe. But she didn't say if her check engine light is on or not. @JustMe is your engine light on?

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you are asleep no lights are on LOL thats why I am confused
 

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Well there you go, ITS A CHEVY!! HELLO, MCFLY!!??

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you honestly did not think I would own a Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge or Poor Old Ni**** Thinks Its A Cadilac did you???
 

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Come on russ do you not know old chevys never die they just get faster????
 

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you are asleep no lights are on LOL thats why I am confused
Ahh, i see now, on my third cup of coffee so brain is starting to function, somewhat.

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Come on russ do you not know old chevys never die they just get faster????
Yes, OLD CHEVYS, thats the kicker, new ones? Blah!!

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@JustMe, i used to drag race a firebird formula and an 86 buick regal, my buddy and i built a 77 vega also. So i do like my GM products, just not the new shit. My dream is to build the fastest 1967 ford galaxie 500 in honor of my grandfather, he owned one before he past away and that was suppose to be my car when i grew up, but my dad being the jerk that he was back then decided to sell it for 75.00 because he was mad at my grandmother. I never met my granddad. He past before i was born, but that car sat in my garage for 14 years. I will build it one day.

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@JustMe, i used to drag race a firebird formula and an 86 buick regal, my buddy and i built a 77 vega also. So i do like my GM products, just not the new shit. My fream is to build the fastest 1967 ford galaxie 500 in honor of my grandfather, he owned one before he past away and that was suppose to be my car when i grew up, but my dad being the jerk that he was back then decided to sell it for 75.00 because he was mad at my grandmother. I never met my granddad. He past before i was born, but that car sat in my garage for 14 years. I will build it one day.

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Let me know when I have my own tools!!!
 

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Twas about you, not her other half... ;)

I tell all my friends, when my wife wants six inches and wants it to hurt....

I fuck her three times and slap her when I am done. :eek:
LOL my other half has NO issues in that department TMI huh??
 

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Just send me a 67 GTO and I will be a happy camper, LOL I tried to trade hubbys bikes for one
Hahaha, i had one of those! bought it off a drug addict for 600 dollars!! It was a little rusty in the quarter panels but man that thing was fast!!

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Hahaha, i had one of those! bought it off a drug addict for 600 dollars!! It was a little rusty in the quarter panels but man that thing was fast!!

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That same guy sold me a 69 nova ss too like 4 years later. Don't know where he would get the cars, but i wasn't complaining.

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Who wants to go first???
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Perfect mate: Has own house, own car, own income, own life, own friends. Wants a partner but not interested in sharing internal organs with said partner. Loves to cuddle and spend time....but spends an equal amount of time with own pursuits. Cooking skills not necessary.
CLARIFICATION: Want me tremendously....NEED me as little as possible.
 

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