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They would also be sold to Spaniards for feeling the need to bang on about how badass they are. As for creating a human??? NOT WITHOUT MALE HELP SUGAR!.......oops.
 

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And you can get the sperm without the guy nowadays. Women don't need us for anything anymore.

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Sadly....in today's world...you could not be more on the mark. People have become disposable to each other any more.....it is tragically sad. Keeps my in my "Job"...but does little for........well anyway.....it is sad.
 

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Sadly....in today's world...you could not be more on the mark. People have become disposable to each other any more.....it is tragically sad. Keeps my in my "Job"...but does little for........well anyway.....it is sad.
Yes it is. My wife keeps me around for her entertainment, which is fine by me.

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I agree Midnite, thats what is sound like to me too. Leaning more towards ECM problem maybe. But she didn't say if her check engine light is on or not. @JustMe is your engine light on?

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She said no codes were set.. so no engine light
 

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Yes it is. My wife keeps me around for her entertainment, which is fine by me.

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So you have a "Platonic" relationship....play for her, tonic for you?
 

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Well, nobody should ALWAYS do things. For some reason, I've always been with women who shunned the very idea of taking out the rubbish...and to a somewhat lesser degree....doing dishes. I will make someone a great huswifeband

For some strange reason that statement made me think of the movie Cinderfella :) I guess I can picture you in an apron doing the dishes ;)
 

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Here are my mopar stories real quick. I had a 72 duster that i won from a guy racing him for titles against my formula. He lost. He was an asshat anyway. Sold it to a guy from Georgia. 1998 i bought a 1970 Plymouth roadrunner for 1000 dollars from New Mexico, had that car for 6 years it was not running when i bought, but over the next four years i put over 4 grand and alot of blood sweat and tears in it to get it running, it was dream car of mine. Never got around to doing body or interior on it, my ex girlfriend got into some trouble and i sold it to help her out, Biggest mistake i ever made. In 2005 i bought a 69 dodge coronet from a friend of mine who got it from Alabama, that car was a basket case. I only bought to piss off the ex girlfriend who i sold the other car for to help out. In 2006 i broke up with that woman finally. Sold the coronet also. I miss my roadrunner.

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Current family photo:
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I fight out of preston md (where I live) my gym is in Kent island md. And I fight where ever the event is usually on the east coast of us.
I used to make a twice a year trip to Prince Frederick/Soloman's Island MD
 

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This Saturday will see the addition of another Hammond Box (triple 18650) in yellow with red splatter. And most likely another custom Wizard Modz wood box.
 

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Yea that's a few hours away from me. I'm on the other side of the state
I love the Cumberland area. In about three years I will move.....just not sure where yet...the entire world is fair game, but will most likely stay in the US.
 

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I love the Cumberland area. In about three years I will move.....just not sure where yet...the entire world is fair game, but will most likely stay in the US.
My aunt and uncle live in cumberland. At the top of backbone mountain
 

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Not true. I can't lift the TV off the wall by myself so I can finish sanding and painting that wall. So there.
I guess we are good for something then.

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I'm having porridge and tea...and just sitting about...thinking too much as usual.
 

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