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muth

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All you coffee hounds out there will love this. I'm just now having my first cup (11:15am) because I woke up to immediate drama and the police calling and parked at the end of my driveway. The SOB property mgmt co. next door is clearing out their parking lot with a front loader and dumping it over the fence on to my property and surrounding neighbors' yards. This is illegal, dangerous and constitutes a fine. And I can't even get out of my house to walk to the end of the driveway. Talk about that helpless feeling!
 

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All you coffee hounds out there will love this. I'm just now having my first cup (11:15am) because I woke up to immediate drama and the police calling and parked at the end of my driveway. The SOB property mgmt co. next door is clearing out their parking lot with a front loader and dumping it over the fence on to my property and surrounding neighbors' yards. This is illegal, dangerous and constitutes a fine. And I can't even get out of my house to walk to the end of the driveway. Talk about that helpless feeling!
Someone was doing the same thing to me though on a smaller scale. The building next door snow blows out his two parking spots right in front of my back gate so that I have to shovel out a mountain of snow to get to the alley. I called him on it last year and he stopped, but then he did it again this year.
 

Hey! it's just Ray...

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All you coffee hounds out there will love this. I'm just now having my first cup (11:15am) because I woke up to immediate drama and the police calling and parked at the end of my driveway. The SOB property mgmt co. next door is clearing out their parking lot with a front loader and dumping it over the fence on to my property and surrounding neighbors' yards. This is illegal, dangerous and constitutes a fine. And I can't even get out of my house to walk to the end of the driveway. Talk about that helpless feeling!

Parking lot layin' gypsy's? Yeah they don't care about nobody! They'll come around with their bobcat soon and pick up most of it. They'll do some cool figure 8's fucking your yard up too.
 

muth

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Oh, and btw, good morning my trusty AU friends. Maybe if I post my morning quote I'll feel a little more normal.

"Nonviolence is the highest form of humility; it is supreme courage."

I don't know if I can do right by this one today!
 

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Post the link. I love to troll a good argument:D
Naw, I don't want to get into it again today. It was like arguing with a brick wall anyway. But I woke up this morning and wondered if I was going to be banned for it and then remembered it didn't happen at ECF.
 

muth

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Someone was doing the same thing to me though on a smaller scale. The building next door snow blows out his two parking spots right in front of my back gate so that I have to shovel out a mountain of snow to get to the alley. I called him on it last year and he stopped, but then he did it again this year.
SOB:mad:Nothing like a friendly, helpful neighbor!
 

muth

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Parking lot layin' gypsy's? Yeah they don't care about nobody! They'll come around with their bobcat soon and pick up most of it. They'll do some cool figure 8's fucking your yard up too.
Ain't nobody coming round here any time soon. The snow is, on average, up to my neck. The fence is a six footer and that is not visible anymore. God help anyone having a medical emergency:(
 

Hey! it's just Ray...

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Ain't nobody coming round here any time soon. The snow is, on average, up to my neck. The fence is a six footer and that is not visible anymore. God help anyone having a medical emergency:(
Oh OK snow my bad. I used to help these driveway laying gypsy's when they landed tree jobs. Hackers at best and go deep in old ladies pockets. I could write a book of the stories these guys brag about to each other raping old ladies bank accounts.
 

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Oh OK snow my bad. I used to help these driveway laying gypsy's when they landed tree jobs. Hackers at best and go deep in old ladies pockets. I could write a book of the stories these guys brag about to each other raping old ladies bank accounts.
Be very careful hiring gypsies to do anything. What they do is figure out where you keep the cash in the house, and then they keep your occupied while someone goes and steals it.
 

Byter

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Good morning all. We need your snow out West. Please box and send Priority. Any Mountain town zip will do! Supposed to be in the 50s today (again)
 

Hey! it's just Ray...

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Be very careful hiring gypsies to do anything. What they do is figure out where you keep the cash in the house, and then they keep your occupied while someone goes and steals it.
They spray a bag or two of insulation in old ladies attics this time of year for 1500-to whatever they can get. They'll pull off 2 or 3 houses a day.
 

muth

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Be very careful hiring gypsies to do anything. What they do is figure out where you keep the cash in the house, and then they keep your occupied while someone goes and steals it.
They took my mother for $2000 removing a beautiful, healthy Royal Palm from her back yard. They convinced her it was diseased and needed to be removed. Then they illegally dumped it next to a gas station around the block. Unfortunately, her neighbor arrived when most of it was gone and could do nothing but give them hell. The Royal Palm is Florida's signature tree and you need permission to cut them down. My mother was subject to a fine but they cut her slack under the conditions. The police got involved as well as Florida's tree preservation dept. Because they talked my mother into writing a check out to cash, the police could not trace it back to the damn culprit.

I still get hot under the collar thinking about it. My nephew(a grown man) and I both cried over the loss of that tree that we used to sit under and share drinks and conversation.
 

Hey! it's just Ray...

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They took my mother for $2000 removing a beautiful, healthy Royal Palm from her back yard. They convinced her it was diseased and needed to be removed. Then they illegally dumped it next to a gas station around the block. Unfortunately, her neighbor arrived when most of it was gone and could do nothing but give them hell. The Royal Palm is Florida's signature tree and you need permission to cut them down. My mother was subject to a fine but they cut her slack under the conditions. The police got involved as well as Florida's tree preservation dept. Because they talked my mother into writing a check out to cash, the police could not trace it back to the damn culprit.

I still get hot under the collar thinking about it. My nephew(a grown man) and I both cried over the loss of that tree that we used to sit under and share drinks and conversation.
Wow she found her some dandies! Over the years (my guys were not quite that bad) I have put together a list of things to keep them from coming to the door.
 

Whiskey

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reminds me of that Sonic commercial about little doggies,,,,,what a stupid comercial
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Elllloooooooo
 

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They took my mother for $2000 removing a beautiful, healthy Royal Palm from her back yard. They convinced her it was diseased and needed to be removed. Then they illegally dumped it next to a gas station around the block. Unfortunately, her neighbor arrived when most of it was gone and could do nothing but give them hell. The Royal Palm is Florida's signature tree and you need permission to cut them down. My mother was subject to a fine but they cut her slack under the conditions. The police got involved as well as Florida's tree preservation dept. Because they talked my mother into writing a check out to cash, the police could not trace it back to the damn culprit.

I still get hot under the collar thinking about it. My nephew(a grown man) and I both cried over the loss of that tree that we used to sit under and share drinks and conversation.
that sux
 

muth

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Good morning all. We need your snow out West. Please box and send Priority. Any Mountain town zip will do! Supposed to be in the 50s today (again)
Byter, you don't know how much I wish I could do that. It's just ridiculous here. Supposedly, it's winding down but they're concerned about the wind gusts up to 70mph last I heard. Everythings coming down, put your helmets on!
 

Whiskey

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All you coffee hounds out there will love this. I'm just now having my first cup (11:15am) because I woke up to immediate drama and the police calling and parked at the end of my driveway. The SOB property mgmt co. next door is clearing out their parking lot with a front loader and dumping it over the fence on to my property and surrounding neighbors' yards. This is illegal, dangerous and constitutes a fine. And I can't even get out of my house to walk to the end of the driveway. Talk about that helpless feeling!
EEEEKKKKKKKK friken bummer:eek:
 

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It's snowing out. :( I don't want to shovel snow.
 

Hey! it's just Ray...

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They took my mother for $2000 removing a beautiful, healthy Royal Palm from her back yard. They convinced her it was diseased and needed to be removed. Then they illegally dumped it next to a gas station around the block. Unfortunately, her neighbor arrived when most of it was gone and could do nothing but give them hell. The Royal Palm is Florida's signature tree and you need permission to cut them down. My mother was subject to a fine but they cut her slack under the conditions. The police got involved as well as Florida's tree preservation dept. Because they talked my mother into writing a check out to cash, the police could not trace it back to the damn culprit.

I still get hot under the collar thinking about it. My nephew(a grown man) and I both cried over the loss of that tree that we used to sit under and share drinks and conversation.
I'll give you a good one that will make them leave the porch quick.

A pair of old men work boots by the front door. The bigger and nastier the better.
 

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