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Midniteoyl

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Reach around your head from the back with the hand opposite the stye and pull on your eyelid where the stye is.
Old remedy to bring it to a head and make it go away.
Make sure you wash your hands and don't mess with the actual stye.
later, back to being a mook rolling a coil
He said 'reach around'.. :D
 

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True story.

When I was in my twenties I was like really into Hall and Oates for a short period of time.

One night I managed to get an extremely hot woman to come home with me. We sat down on my couch, I turned to her lovingly and said, "Do you want to listen to some Hall and Oates?"

She looked at me as if I asked her if she wanted to eat some shit and said with a straight face, "NO!!"

 

Midniteoyl

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True story.

When I was in my twenties I was like really into Hall and Oates for a short period of time.

One night I managed to get an extremely hot woman to come home with me. We sat down on my couch, I turned to her lovingly and said, "Do you want to listen to some Hall and Oates?"

She looked at me as if I asked her if she wanted to eat some shit and said with a straight face, "NO!!"
You old smoothie :D
 

HazyShades

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True story.

When I was in my twenties I was like really into Hall and Oates for a short period of time.

One night I managed to get an extremely hot woman to come home with me. We sat down on my couch, I turned to her lovingly and said, "Do you want to listen to some Hall and Oates?"

She looked at me as if I asked her if she wanted to eat some shit and said with a straight face, "NO!!"

See? That's why you have a stye...Reach around.
 

Midniteoyl

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And remember Russian Roulette is not the same with out a gun and when it comes to love if its not rough it isnt fun
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HazyShades

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She asked if I had any Bauhaus and I said sure, and put on George Clinton and she was like outta there for some reason.
I don't know, man. Never had that happen to me...But we have different taste in music.
I just clicked play on the video you posted and almost puked.

I think you have something there about these guys and S&G having similar interests.
Just..reach out in the darkness ;)
 

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