Are you a Die Antwoord fan too?Fishee, I think I will marry you after all
Cause I sure am.
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Cause I sure am.
Don't mean to butt in but I like the vid. Would you like me to book them for the wedding reception?Fishee, I think I will marry you after all
My house up North is screwed it needs a new roof freaking ice damns freak me I think I will buy some of these stuff them in there and just seal it sell itDepends?
dear god
My knees can't take it anymore.
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What? Why did you quote me there? I don't want to get in the middle of any solo activities.Yes Blow me with dollar signs! never tried that
It will actually take quite a lot to get me to marry again.
Besides, I feel confident that I can find a mate and live happily ever after with her and never have to marry her in order to be happy or fulfilled
Don't make jokes. Late one night @vaperature posted a Danish that looked exactly like a vagina and was trying to encourage Franny to give it a try. Ha ha, we both shared our concern
And many have done the same. Taxes and any other financial benefit are the only exceptions. Romantic, aren't I? My sister made the same vow but now she's married through common law because it's been so long.
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Haha! If anyone tries i want pics please
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Yeah me too! After my marriage ended I didn't even try to date for 5 years. I don't know of I would ever seriously marry another person...common law marriage...sure!
Yes @Fishee and it will have 4 leggs and moo... good luck with that one buddy see for me to remarry an angel would have to manifest float down and ummm ohhh never mind.
21 years ago I support my ex for the last 3 1/2 years together so she could go buckle down for RN school.
I kicked'er to the curb 6 months before she started making good money.
I still should sue her for alimony and I'd want all the back pay too.
I kicked'er to the curb 6 months before she started making good money.
I still should sue her for alimony and I'd want all the back pay too.
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21 years ago I support my ex for the last 3 1/2 years together so she could go buckle down for RN school.
I kicked'er to the curb 6 months before she started making good money.
I still should sue her for alimony and I'd want all the back pay too.
You should have stuck with it for one more year.
Getting older makes me a bit nervous that perhaps time is against me finding true love.
But because life is full of opportunities to meet new people and develop unexpected relationships, I know in my heart that true friendship and love awaits me someday.
I like holding on to that thought. And I don't mind going through heart ache and painful break ups because I know it is only making me appreciate "the one" even more.
Girlfriends are easy to find,
but I have yet to find a woman that truly loves me.
She's out there, we just haven't found each other yet
@kelli is an expert hahahaYou seem highly skilled at spotting wieners
Done give up man Im in the same boat its tought its been 7 years since I divorced the witch and I still blame myself for busting my ass to give us a good lifeGetting older makes me a bit nervous that perhaps time is against me finding true love.
But because life is full of opportunities to meet new people and develop unexpected relationships, I know in my heart that true friendship and love awaits me someday.
I like holding on to that thought. And I don't mind going through heart ache and painful break ups because I know it is only making me appreciate "the one" even more.
Girlfriends are easy to find,
but I have yet to find a woman that truly loves me.
She's out there, we just haven't found each other yet
Dude what were you thinking did you lose it like me?21 years ago I support my ex for the last 3 1/2 years together so she could go buckle down for RN school.
I kicked'er to the curb 6 months before she started making good money.
I still should sue her for alimony and I'd want all the back pay too.
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You're starting to sound like our favorite friar...Getting older makes me a bit nervous that perhaps time is against me finding true love.
But because life is full of opportunities to meet new people and develop unexpected relationships, I know in my heart that true friendship and love awaits me someday.
I like holding on to that thought. And I don't mind going through heart ache and painful break ups because I know it is only making me appreciate "the one" even more.
Girlfriends are easy to find,
but I have yet to find a woman that truly loves me.
She's out there, we just haven't found each other yet
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Ummm... what ya trying to say?
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Be careful... remember it's official now, no nipples
He and I actually have much in common when it comes to values.
She was evil, her family was evil. I took all I could take...I could write a book on the bitch!
I know LOLBe careful... remember it's official now, no nipples
and I was hesitant to post it. But since I couldn't actually decide if any of them where actually hers I decided to go with it
I clicked like!
I like you
Ohh god @Fishee you made me laugh god dammit and the tire place just called and said 880.00 for the new tires I needed that :
They were certainly invited
I like mushy on occassionLet's not get to mushy this is the INTERNET. What appears to be us usually opposite, or stranger that one can imagine
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Mine too dude it was Evil embedded my Ex-Wifes mother was an Ex-Num I think it was like Rosemarys baby because she shunned god she spawned a demon child.. maybe we can co-write a book something catchy
(Year ago) Last time I had 'shooms I walked a couple blocks to a store for Doritos.
Four punks seen I was a mess and tried to mug me. I clacked 'em into each other a few times and laughed all the way back home with my Doritos and didn't lose one!
Good Times!
Four punks seen I was a mess and tried to mug me. I clacked 'em into each other a few times and laughed all the way back home with my Doritos and didn't lose one!
Good Times!
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You seem highly skilled at spotting wieners
hey now.
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hey now x2
Haha hallucinogens I have enough in my spinal chord to get all of VU high. Haha I love em(Year ago) Last time I had 'shooms I walked a couple blocks to a store for Doritos.
Four punks seen I was a mess and tried to mug me. I clacked 'em into each other a few times and laughed all the way back home with my Doritos and didn't lose one!
Good Times!
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I'm joking sweet thing @kelli what you ding on this Sunday gonna watch the humor of the Oscars?
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Over your bedWhere shall I pitch it? In my backyard on 6ft of snow or on the street that's been plowed?
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doing laundry that i didn't get to yesterday cause i was a slacker. oh is the oscars on tonite? doubt it, TWD is on..
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I was gonna say 'OMG! The slippers are alive!'OMG, tribbles are REAL?!?!?!
Yeah I need to do Laundry as well rats.doing laundry that i didn't get to yesterday cause i was a slacker. oh is the oscars on tonite? doubt it, TWD is on..
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Hell yeah, awesome to all of the above.@Fishee here ya go what I'm listening to in the Charger and Vaping my Billow.
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@vape.queen Glad you are liking the Rayon. It's about all I use these days. Afternoon all