BIG TOBACCO WANTS YOU!!

[Woodsman]

SPECIAL BONUS OFFER!!!
A FREE ONE YEAR SUPPLY OF STINKIES!!!
Contact P. Morris (aka "Stinky" Morris) at 1 800 TAR LUNG
MUST surrender ALL your Vape Supplies!!!
BIG TOBACCO NEEDS YOU!!!
PLEASE!!! PLEASE!!! STINKY IS BEGGING YOU...
PLEASE COME BACK HOME TO STINKY COUNTRY!!!!!!!

 

[Woodsman]

NEW OFFER!!!
A TWO YEAR SUPPLY OF STINKIES IF YOU SIGN THE "NO VAPE" PLEDGE!!!
AND SURRENDER ALL YOUR VAPE SUPPLIES AND YOUR FRIEND'S VAPE SUPPLIES AS WELL!!!

 

[DickyT]

Big tobacco can choke on the tip of it's mother's penis...

 

[Whiskey]

 

[Woodsman]

Big tobacco can choke on the tip of it's mother's penis...

Big Tobacco didn't like that!! Beware the Marlboro Man!!

 

[DickyT]

Big Tobacco didn't like that!! Beware the Marlboro Man!!

He died of lung cancer... #ouch

 

[Woodsman]

He died of lung cancer... #ouch

But his ghost...don't forget about his GHOST!!!!

 

[Hey! it's just Ray...]

I still need to get with'em on my haurtburn medication bill they cost me over the years.

 

[Hey! it's just Ray...]

I forgot what else I was gonna say.

 

[Woodsman]