a blonde came home from her first day at school, "mum, i was the only person in class that could spell the word cat, is that because i am blonde mum?" yes dear it is, next day blonde girl said, mum, teacher drew a clock and asked us to tell the time, i was second best, i got it right the third time, am i smart mum? yes you are dear, third day, mum..we all had gym today and all the girls stared at me cause i have 36d boobs and all the others have none! well dear said mum, you are 34 years old!
