Now what we need is a real version. A fat dude, 40+, no shirt, one part mowing the lawn, and one working on a car, then him eating crackers and powdered doughnuts in bed while vaping and his pretty, but normal wife watching the kids and clipping coupons.
BTW, this is not a slam against fat guys (I am one), 40+ guys (will be one this year) and regular ol' wives are the bomb (I have one, and wouldn't trade her in for these two bimbos, no matter what you paid me).