How to build a better banana split.
I haven't had a banana split in years. We didn't often have them growing up. It took an indulgent aunt to make them for us, or a doting uncle to take us out for one. As an adult, I found it wasn't as much fun as I thought it would be to walk into a Braum's or a DQ and get a banana split without any parental tsk tsk. Haven't done that in maybe 15 years.
Online calorie counts give from 762 to 895 per banana split. What I recall is a banana halved lengthwise, three scoops of ice cream placed in the middle, a pineapple topping on one scoop, a strawberry topping on the other scoop, and on the middle scoop a chocolate or caramel drizzle, all topped with whipped cream, sometimes chopped pecans or sliced almonds, crowned with a cherry on top.
A banana split can be a nice dessert the way I'm doing it, or it can be a meal, but without much protein unless you substitute yogurt for ice cream. The way I'm showing it is an excellent dessert to follow a meal of beans, since it helps with the, er, difficulties of bean digestion (but don't include the nuts).
Anyway, start with a perfect banana, peeled and halved lengthwise. Use your smallest scoop for ice cream, not the regular size.
I used Halo Top vanilla bean. The whole pint is 290 calories, so three of the small scoops won't amount to 100 calories.
Top with your beautiful fresh organic berries, slivered almonds or whatever nuts you have. I didn't have any whipped topping, but Truwhip vegan is 35 cal. for two T (17.5 cal. per tablespoon), so add it if you have it. I topped with sliced almonds and the last of a bag of dark chocolate chips, just one tablespoon, but they added that expected chocolate element.
Calories (as a meal)
Banana 121
Ice cream 100
Berries: negligible calories, I don't count them
Sliced almonds, 1/4 cup 180 = 4 tablespoons, and I used only one tablespoon, so sliced almond calories 45
1 Tablespoon chocolate chips = 70
Total calories: 336
So if you have the whipped topping, yeah use it. If you have the maraschino cherries, help yourself. Those are only 5 calories each. A tablespoon of the caramel drizzle instead of the chocolate chips, go for it.
The diet trick, if you have this for dessert, is to skip the nuts, skip the ice cream, add the whipped topping and the maraschino cherry on top. That brings the calorie count down to 161, but the challenge is this: Put that in front of a kid, just that way, the diet version, and watch their eyes light up.