Do I earn a point for....

[muth]

Do I earn a point for helping a vaper get the snot out of his nose so he can vape his favorite juice?

 

[SMOKIE]

Do I earn a point for helping a vaper get the snot out of his nose so he can vape his favorite juice?

Nope your now -10 points for having the oldest, and ugliest avatar.

 

[MKPM]

I do hereby award you a point!

 

[UncleRJ]

Here is a point for you



No offence meant but this is the best you are going to get at the momen

 

[MKPM]

 

[muth]

Here is a point for you

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No offence meant but this is the best you are going to get at the momen

Oh there u are! I heard u like boogers. and thanks for the point. I never win anything

 

[muth]

Nope your now -10 points for having the oldest, and ugliest avatar.

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!!! Can't wait to check my point-o-meter

 

[Fishee]

Did you pick his nose for him? If so, that's fucking awesome and I think you should get at least 2 points

 

[muth]

Did you pick his nose for him? If so, that's fucking awesome and I think you should get at least 2 points

Two Points! Oh, I did. Yes, yes. I did!

 

[Fishee]

Two Points! Oh, I did. Yes, yes. I did!

And if you picked both nostrils then that's' four points

 

[MKPM]

Muth, you butter my parsnips.....you need to know this. (Would be considered the highest of compliments back home)

 

[muth]

And if you picked both nostrils then that's' four points

I did pick both. Scout's honor

 

[muth]

Muth, you butter my parsnips.....you need to know this. (Would be considered the highest of compliments back home)

I curtsy you, sir. As soon as I get my skirt on.

 

[MKPM]

I curtsy you, sir. As soon as I get my skirt on.

*grabs a kilt*....here, wear mine

 

[Fishee]

No underwear with kilts right?

 

[MKPM]

I wear muh knickers anur muh kilt

 

[MKPM]

"Regimental" traces it's roots back to medieval times when Scots did not have underwear yet, and used that to an advantage when facing the enemy. Up until recently, Scottish Army regiments were required to wear kilts as "Levee Dress", and wear them sans knickers for inspection...AND THEY CHECKED! Being modest, I would be quite embarassed if I were to have a Marilyn Monroe moment whilst bare beneath the pleats.

 

[muth]

*grabs a kilt*....here, wear mine

Oh, but you couldn't mean that sir. That is the highest honor of all!
*Actually* I have 'shared the scotch' and marched with kilt. Played the bass drum. If I can get that photo uploaded here I'll show you. It's a hoot

 

[MKPM]

Oh, but you couldn't mean that sir. That is the highest honor of all!
*Actually* I have 'shared the scotch' and marched with kilt. Played the bass drum. If I can get that photo uploaded here I'll show you. It's a hoot

Speaking of "sharing the whisky", I have an antique quaich that has been handed down from some great uncle on my father's side.

 

[muth]

I wear muh knickers anur muh kilt

Auch, why wid yur do that?

 

[MKPM]

The lads and I at a party in Strabane Northern Ireland a few years yonk.

 

[muth]

Speaking of "sharing the whisky", I have an antique quaich that has been handed down from some great uncle on my father's side.

Wow! So is it the pipes u play?

 

[MKPM]

Auch, why wid yur do that?

I hae a noo desire tae gies the wee lasses a butcher at muh bits, ye ken.

 

[MKPM]

Wow! So is it the pipes u play?

oh no, that would be a horrid bit of noise...pure tragic that

 

[muth]

I hae a noo desire tae gies the wee lasses a butcher at muh bits, ye ken.

Aye, so ur a wee bit shy aryah?

 

[muth]

My Gaelic not so good Frannie

 

[MKPM]

Not so much shy as modest. In reality, I'm a Roman Catholic Secular Franciscan street evangelist (que stunned silence and wariness). I have taken personal Holy Vows of Chastity and Obedience.

 

[MKPM]

My Gaelic not so good Frannie

That is actually "Teuchter"....not really Gaelic, and not quite Lowland Scots

 

[muth]

Nope your now -10 points for having the oldest, and ugliest avatar.

Now I'm even older. I use to have wisdom. Now I have the secrets of the universe.

 

[MKPM]

Old is when your parents WALKED from Europe to America.

 

[kelli]

Now I'm even older. I use to have wisdom. Now I have the secrets of the universe.

would you consider being my mentor?

 

[muth]

would you consider being my mentor?

Ah, you finally asked, my young one!