Dumbass Video Reviewers

[BigNasty]

Oh fuck no, you aren't casting desperssions on Jack Webb as an actor........that's man acting..not that toodlepuffing light in the loafer mincing around of Brad Pitt or Johny (mary) Depp.

Not jack webb was the icon of why men died in their early 40s from massive heart attacks... I was casting doubt on the supporting actors and guest roles... those were fucking HORRIBLE. The LSD episode made me roll on the floor it was so freaking bad.

 

[pulsevape]

Not jack webb was the icon of why men died in their early 40s from massive heart attacks... I was casting doubt on the supporting actors and guest roles... those were fucking HORRIBLE. The LSD episode made me roll on the floor it was so freaking bad.

What you wanna live for ever hippie.Dragnet was the flower of western civilization....and that's just the facts ma'am.

 

[Bean8379]

Yeah, the key word there being WAS. As in, at one time. As in, who gives a shit anymore? Fuck dragnet.

 

[vapestachio]

Anyone seen the Aussie dude who calls you a cunt and drops the f bomb every other word.....I thought it was kinda funny

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[pulsevape]

Anyone seen the Aussie dude who calls you a cunt and drops the f bomb every other word.....I thought it was kinda funny

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he's overcompensating for some small thing.

 

[vapestachio]

Haha perhaps

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[Joshua Iles]

I have to say there are a few really good reviewers in my opinion, Todd comes to mind. However there are so many of them that speak in riddles and talk about vicious clouds that the good ones don't even get a look because the first guy ya found was rip troopers or the damn bogan.

 

[Huff-N-Stuff]

Yes, I'm mad bro.

How many of you professional juice pushers find it necessary to do a 20-30 minute documentary of a F'n tank, or juice?

Come the fuck on, 12 minutes of complete bullshit! Before you open the damn box? It's a GD product review, not a full length movie. Review that fucker, and STFU.

And no, I haven't found any of you fuckers funny enough to watch past 1 minute. I simply fast forward to the ACTUAL relevant content. Watch it, and bail.

If you want to be a comedian, try Vegas.

Pushing soapbox back under desk.

I, new guy to vaping have TRIED to watch several videos...no better truth can be said!
I did find some humor in, Why my DIY e- Liquids taste like chit video (cool graphics with coiled up turd)..and one video helpful on installing wick on my rebuildable Kanger Coil....but that could have been reduced from 25 minutes down to 5 minutes me thinks.

 

[Lost]

I actually look forward to the cloud-blowing now, just to confirm that the horrific cliche is still going strong.

I'm pretty sure this hasn't been mentioned yet... the extended title sequences and music. Logos and random graphics swirling around, words zipping in and out, a mini montage of pics. Fade to some disheveled dude in the corner of his apartment with a $40 laptop cam, pretending to be nonchalant.

THEN the cloud blowing. Then the on cam banter. Then the even bigger, really energetic cloud burst.

Really not interested in seeing dudes sticking phallic-shaped objects into their mouths and sucking really hard. Could just be me.

Let's not forget the mid-video off-cam vaping breaks.

 

[UncleRJ]

Perhaps some day I will get drunk and do a Youtube review on a mod.

That being said, whatever poor sap or saps that watch it will not be treated to any vapor.

Period.

They will just have to take my word that the thing works.

All in less than 10 minutes!

 

[pulsevape]

please don't stay sober and give us your best review....I'm sure it will surpass rip trippers antics or grim greene's tragicly hip noncholance.

 

[pulsevape]

I actually look forward to the cloud-blowing now, just to confirm that the horrific cliche is still going strong.

I'm pretty sure this hasn't been mentioned yet... the extended title sequences and music. Logos and random graphics swirling around, words zipping in and out, a mini montage of pics. Fade to some disheveled dude in the corner of his apartment with a $40 laptop cam, pretending to be nonchalant.

THEN the cloud blowing. Then the on cam banter. Then the even bigger, really energetic cloud burst.

Really not interested in seeing dudes sticking phallic-shaped objects into their mouths and sucking really hard. Could just be me.

Let's not forget the mid-video off-cam vaping breaks.

Actually the scenes of dudes stick phallic-shaped objects into their mouths is the only reason I watch,..........I agree the opening graphics are such a pain in the ass. my favorites are the ones with the guys who don't say a word they just show you their build in the atty pop the top on and just blow clouds for two minutes and call it a review.....about the only two reviewrs I can watch anymore are Todd and Scott.

 

[UncleRJ]

please don't stay sober and give us your best review....I'm sure it will surpass rip trippers antics or grim greene's tragicly hip noncholance.

Sadly I am considering it....................Sigh.

When I am looking for a review, I want it short and sweet.

I don't need to see the damn thing being unwrapped.

I don't need antics or discussions of "Sick Tits".

I also want the reviewer to have spent at least one full week using the mod that is being reviewed as the reviewers only mod from when they get up in the morning until they go to bed at night instead of just a few hours.

I want to know about the build quality and do all the functions work as advertised.

And with different toppers.

And in less than 10 minutes.

Now I just need a camera, microphone and someone to tell me how to make a Youtube video!

 

[f1r3b1rd]

Sadly I am considering it....................Sigh.

When I am looking for a review, I want it short and sweet.

I don't need to see the damn thing being unwrapped.

I don't need antics or discussions of "Sick Tits".

I also want the reviewer to have spent at least one full week using the mod that is being reviewed as the reviewers only mod from when they get up in the morning until they go to bed at night instead of just a few hours.

I want to know about the build quality and do all the functions work as advertised.

And with different toppers.

And in less than 10 minutes.

Now I just need a camera, microphone and someone to tell me how to make a Youtube video!

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Valkyrie]

you been threatening us with a video review for how long now

 

[OBDave]

Short attention span means I didn't even make it through this whole thread - give me a review in 3 minutes or less or I'm not watching.

 

[pulsevape]

Now I just need a camera, microphone and someone to tell me how to make a Youtube video!

how do feel about nudity.

 

[Valkyrie]

how do feel about nudity.

he holds his weenie alot too

 

[skt239]

I've seen multiple 30 min reviews posted on cotton. Yes, cotton. 30min juice reviews? Seriously? It boggles the mind how some of these people manage a single subscriber. Mike Vapes? The guy has the IQ of a pigeon and can hardly fart a coherent thought out of his face. How about the brain trust that makes up convicted vapes? They go hard on their FB group and dare anyone to challenge them on a screen. Sometimes I watch because I want to know the in's and outs of a certain product but its quite obvious most will say anything and everything to keep the free products rolling in. I rather come here and get first hand reports from people who spent their own hard earned cash and can give an honest opinion.

 

[Joshua Iles]

I watch way more videos than I should, some at bed time when I'm having a hard time falling asleep.

 

[UncleRJ]

For the record, I have only just gotten an upgrade to Time Warner internet which would all0ow me to upload videwos so I have only been threatening to do video reviews for 2 days now.

And I am just fine with nudity but do you really want me to do videos sitting in my basment without a shirt like so many so called reviewers seem to do?

If you are into that, here is video a dear friend of mine made for me after discussing that particular trend.

And yes, I do spend a lot of time holding, stroking and scratching my "Weenie".

You simply cannot ignore a 11 Lb "Weenie" when it demands attention!

 

[freemind]

I too, like reviews that are to the point.

Juice reviews, IMO, are totally useless.

 

[Valkyrie]

For the record, I have only just gotten an upgrade to Time Warner internet which would all0ow me to upload videwos so I have only been threatening to do video reviews for 2 days now.

And I am just fine with nudity but do you really want me to do videos sitting in my basment without a shirt like so many so called reviewers seem to do?

If you are into that, here is video a dear friend of mine made for me after discussing that particular trend.

And yes, I do spend a lot of time holding, stroking and scratching my "Weenie".

You simply cannot ignore a 11 Lb "Weenie" when it demands attention!

i miss slap maxwell...god rest his soul...he helped me alot in this vaping journey...was a good man.

 

[pulsevape]

I too, like reviews that are to the point.

Juice reviews, IMO, are totally useless.

totally am I going to take the word of a hobbitt whose diet consists of red bull and taco bell...for what is and isn't a good e juice.....I remeber Basil ray saying the apple pie e juice from tasty vapers was exactlly like his grandmother's homemade apple pie......I thought your granny was one fucking lousy cook then....

 

[freemind]

totally am I going to take the word of a hobbitt whose diet consists of red bull and taco bell...for what is and isn't a good e juice.....I remeber Basil ray saying the apple pie e juice from tasty vapers was exactlly like his grandmother's homemade apple pie......I thought your granny was one fucking lousy cook then....

Everybody's taste buds are different.
You also have to add in too, some people DO NOT know what good juice tastes like. They've always vaped shit juice because they didn't know any better.
Taste truly varies from person to person.

 

[BigNasty]

Everybody's taste buds are different.
You also have to add in too, some people DO NOT know what good juice tastes like. They've always vaped shit juice because they didn't know any better.
Taste truly varies from person to person.

Life is too fucking short to waste it drinking shit beer, eating bland food, vaping shit liquid and using cheap toilet paper.

 

[RedFive420]

thank you all, i laughed this whole thread through........as a fairly new vapor(only about 5 months) i have watched them.....too funny...... that being said she does have great knockers!

 

[A&MReviews]

Hope I don't regret posting this link but this is my friend and I's review:

We try to make them short and sweet.. under a minute or two. who has time to watch a 15minute video on one fricking flavor???

 

[eSMOKA]

IMHO, juice reviews are worthless from a consumer standpoint. The consumer cannot taste anything and since taste is subjective what good does it really do, even if you trust the reviewer.

But since there are a LOT of people out there that think juice reviews are not pointless, it is a good a marketing tool to create brand awareness.

 

[Squonk]

Worth every second.

 

[f1r3b1rd]

 

[Squonk]

WTF. I guess I'm just old.

 

[f1r3b1rd]

WTF. I guess I'm just old.

I doubt it dude... its a joke
Figured this was a absinthe reviewers thread and that's sort of the point with that guy, he's making fun of the juice reviewers

 

[Squonk]

I doubt it dude... its a joke
Figured this was a absinthe reviewers thread and that's sort of the point with that guy, he's making fun of the juice reviewers

I heard the music and skimmed through it. I'm glad it was a joke, but unfortunately sooo close to the realities that surround us daily.

 

[f1r3b1rd]

I heard the music and skimmed through it. I'm glad it was a joke, but unfortunately sooo close to the realities that surround us daily.

I know right? that's the sad part, the amount of people that think its real.

 

[Lost]

@f1r3b1rd
TotallyViscousElectronicCigaretteEliquidSupplyShack-Planet.com is still available. Hurry.

 

[martinelias]

I enjoy rip trippers videos... he gets in the equipment deep, talks about the ins and outs, everythinf you need to know... he's made a character for the videos, who's entertainment value ia subjective... at the end of the day people enjoy hating on other people who succeed.. i guess its human nature.

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[snake94115]

I have to say there are a few really good reviewers in my opinion, Todd comes to mind. However there are so many of them that speak in riddles and talk about vicious clouds that the good ones don't even get a look because the first guy ya found was rip troopers or the damn bogan.

Or Twisted420

 

[snake94115]

Perhaps some day I will get drunk and do a Youtube review on a mod.

That being said, whatever poor sap or saps that watch it will not be treated to any vapor.

Period.

They will just have to take my word that the thing works.

All in less than 10 minutes!

I'd sell tickets to that

 

[snake94115]

about the only two reviewrs I can watch anymore are Todd and Scott.

Yep

 

[snake94115]

Sadly I am considering it....................Sigh.

When I am looking for a review, I want it short and sweet.

I don't need to see the damn thing being unwrapped.

I don't need antics or discussions of "Sick Tits".

I also want the reviewer to have spent at least one full week using the mod that is being reviewed as the reviewers only mod from when they get up in the morning until they go to bed at night instead of just a few hours.

I want to know about the build quality and do all the functions work as advertised.

And with different toppers.

And in less than 10 minutes.

Now I just need a camera, microphone and someone to tell me how to make a Youtube video!

It's easy even I figured out how to make 1.
All you need to do is login to YouTube and hit the upload thingy and point to the file you wish to upload...Super easy no hoops to jump though or hidden traps.

 

[snake94115]

you been threatening us with a video review for how long now

Years

 

[snake94115]

he holds his weenie alot too

Weenie is a 12lb cat that he adopted if I remember correctly.

 

[snake94115]

For the record, I have only just gotten an upgrade to Time Warner internet which would all0ow me to upload videwos so I have only been threatening to do video reviews for 2 days now.

And I am just fine with nudity but do you really want me to do videos sitting in my basment without a shirt like so many so called reviewers seem to do?

If you are into that, here is video a dear friend of mine made for me after discussing that particular trend.

And yes, I do spend a lot of time holding, stroking and scratching my "Weenie".

You simply cannot ignore a 11 Lb "Weenie" when it demands attention!

I remember that video and as I recall you did kind of challenge Slap to do that.
I miss him quite a bit he was 1 of the smartest and coolest people I've ever had the pleasure of meeting.

 

[snake94115]

i miss slap maxwell...god rest his soul...he helped me alot in this vaping journey...was a good man.

Amen brother amen.

 

[eSMOKA]

I'd rather watch IndoorSmokers than RavenVapes...lol. no joke.

 

[snake94115]

I enjoy rip trippers videos... he gets in the equipment deep, talks about the ins and outs, everythinf you need to know... he's made a character for the videos, who's entertainment value ia subjective... at the end of the day people enjoy hating on other people who succeed.. i guess its human nature.

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Please turn in your man-card at the front desk we've alerted security to your presence.

 

[snake94115]

I'd rather watch IndoorSmokers than RavenVapes...lol. no joke.

Personally I love watching justwaaaa.
https://www.youtube.com/user/justwaaaa/featured

 

[martinelias]

Please turn in your man-card at the front desk we've alerted security to your presence.

Why because i like rip trippers?

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[snake94115]

Why because i like rip trippers?

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Yes because he's basically ripping off the (Brodie) character from (Mallrats) ...Think about it.