I skip the mayo and prefer fancy mustards and free range eggs from only the finest Polish hens
Shall I have Cheeves run that up, or would you like to go for a lil spin?
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You can send the help. There's a mini-mart up the road still selling pork rinds. You know, for a side dish
Poor Always, she doesn't stand a chance to not dance...
ok maybe I danced a little. While sitting on the couch cus I'm lazyok maybe I danced a little. While sitting on the couch cus I'm lazy
Right? Especially with all the extra curves.Hey man, you can really catch a groove just sitting in one spot and jiggling it around a little
Right? Especially with all the extra curves.
The old barco-lounger just shifted a little and now I'm pretty sure there's a 2x4 creeping up my ass
But it's all good
Did it offer to take you for dinner first? That's importantThe old barco-lounger just shifted a little and now I'm pretty sure there's a 2x4 creeping up my ass
But it's all good
They probably think I'm joking...
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Did it offer to take you for dinner first? That's important
Yeah I just lost a lot of respect for that 2x4. I mean the nerve. Never accidental butt sex before the first dateLOL... absotively. Otherwise, it'd just be slutty...
Reminds me - I will be digging down to this soon: I have the original Fat Bottom Girls poster with the Jazz album by Queen I bought at Sears for $5 in 1979
Yeah I just lost a lot of respect for that 2x4. I mean the nerve. Never accidental butt sex before the first date
Maybe. I've heard those barca loungers are sensitive about that stuffDo you think I traumatized it?
Some say it will send you to eternal torment in hell.Dancing does not a mental breakdown make
Maybe. I've heard those barca loungers are sensitive about that stuff
dear god luce that image will never leave my brainI'm in literal tears laughingdear god luce that image will never leave my brain
I need to get one of those fancy ones that vibrate and has the lift off feature so I can stop throwing my shoulder out every time I gotta change the batteries in my mod
Kind of gives my jugglies that ripple effect
I'm sure mine were rippeled just from laughing 
if they would watch itThis video is worth sending to our politicians.
Kind of gives my jugglies that ripple effect
if they would watch it
personally I'm a supporter of waterboardingYes, that is the problem. We need some sympathetic reporters who will.
WANT! Was a time, I'd think that was a ridiculous idea....
Yeah, the same as relaxed fit jeans and nose hair removal products
This video is worth sending to our politicians.

Would be nice for the scoot.I've run out of creative ideas...![]()
We were wondering if those pedi-paws infomercial animal claw trimmers would work on our toenails
Why do they turn hard as a rock after age 50?
It's pretty pathetic that Americans are looking at Britain as a bastion of freedom.![]()
personally I'm a supporter of waterboarding
All this bullshit. That's the problem with term limits. By the time they look like jackasses, they'll long be collecting fat pensions. Lawyers need to figure out how to sue POLITICIANS for malpractice, except, they're mostly all lawyers. Shakespeare had it right...

damnit kad I'm blaming you
. It's Monday and back to work. You know, I'm almost preferring my weekdays than weekends. When I have a day off, it really isn't a day off at all, and sometimes busier than a work day. I don't think I could survive a whole week off!If they can get past Spanky and his Goon squad of dolphins (melvins, vape gear shake downs, etc) it's all good as long as they stay off Cromwell's lawn