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[Ms. Trixy]

he made such a stir,

 

[Diabolique]

And the sound of his reindeer dancing on the roof made such a clatter

 

[Eggen]

I offered him a cookie

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[Bigbob2322]

but he asked for a beer

 

[happy valley]

and a shot of

 

[Klm]

So I gave him

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[Diabolique]

a hot cup of tea with Old Granddad Whiskey and some honey and lemon.

 

[Mojoe1976]

He wanted it straight

 

[mac63]

and asked for

 

[happy valley]

a double

 

[Bigbob2322]

then a triple

 

[Mojoe1976]

With beer as chaser

 

[mac63]

after that he

 

[Diabolique]

lied back on the sofa to take a little nap

 

[Ms. Trixy]

but just then he felt a little tap

 

[SirRichardRear]

It was an elf

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[Ms. Trixy]

trying to get Santa

 

[SirRichardRear]

To wake up

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[Bigbob2322]

and deliver gifts

 

[SnapDragon NY]

Santa was too drunk

 

[Bigbob2322]

to fly his

 

[xpoeticax]

His sleigh full of presents

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[Bigbob2322]

for girls and boys

 

[SnapDragon NY]

I decide I will

 

[happy valley]

but I'm over the hill

 

[Mojoe1976]

Elf said "I'll drive"

 

[Bigbob2322]

and off they went.

 

[mac63]

After getting started they

 

[SnapDragon NY]

yelled to the reindeer

 

[mac63]

and the reindeer just

 

[Bigbob2322]

get it in gear

 

[Mojoe1976]

But Rudolf was tired

 

[Diabolique]

He needed energy to make his nose glow so he could lead the way

 

[Bigbob2322]

all night long

 

[SirRichardRear]

He drank red bull

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[Mojoe1976]

Then needed to pee

 

[SirRichardRear]

So he unzipped

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[Diabolique]

his coat

 

[mac63]

and took off his

 

[pizzadave80]

Pants

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[happy valley]

which were over his

 

[SirRichardRear]

Big black boots

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[forza]

Suddenly, there was

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[Klm]

No cookies to eat!

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[SirRichardRear]

Rudolph ate them

 

[pizzadave80]

But because he's diebetic

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[happy valley]

to the rooftops they flew

 

[SirRichardRear]

But Rudolph left a poo

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[Klm]

Now what to do?

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[SirRichardRear]

Pick it up fast

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