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So both uni and Shuni needed a place to gather their thoughts. And of course needed to disrobe cause they looked like my little ponies on a gay pride day
 

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So they spawned more birds bigger than befor

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But like pheonix's arose and beat the hell out of the uni's while saying"this is life you either take a beating or give one" finally now that the birds had seen they had gotten their point across they flew up into the rainbow leaving the unicorns thinking.......


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I do not beat anyone not do I take a beating

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We have been beaten..... We have shamed our familys

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But like pheonix's arose and beat the hell out of the uni's while saying"this is life you either take a beating or give one" finally now that the birds had seen they had gotten their point across they flew up into the rainbow leaving the unicorns thinking.......


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I do not beat anyone not do I take a beating

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Some do say there is an alternate history to this story...but it still remains to be seen....those birds can be quite rude and bolster themselves
 

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I am literally laughing my add off at you guys

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Ass*

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Meanwhile back at the "uni cave"
 

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The donkey wanted a popcorn

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The snozberries

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Both uni and Shuni both dnt have their powers anymore
 

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In fact didn't not taste like snozberrys

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The rainbow gods deceived both uni and Shuni. They were actually the snozberry muffin munchers
 

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There has been a long fueding battle between the muffin munchers and the Colorful Cob killers
 

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Then little Jimmy awoke and realized it had all been a dream.....

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With each passing moment the muffin munchers assume identities by spreading their crumbs over the sacred rainbows of pride valley
 

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They spread like wildfire on a oil rig

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What will uni and Shuni do? Do they go over spankin town to the left of toyland? Or do they find sanctuary in the islands of masochism?
 

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They need to find the rainbow gods!
 

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Ooohhhh the sanctuary the sanctuary

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So the 2 decide to leave for the sanctuary of masochism...where torture is pleasure
 

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Both thought to themselves it can't be that bad right???
 

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Little did they know (nor did they know how big things could get)

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So both uni and Shuni begin their adventures and pass by a certain object near Pleasure Point.....who or what can this be asked Shuni to uni?
 

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Uni replies: why that is the relic of saphos! One of the many artifacts passed down through unicorn bloodlines. If you collect all of these items your cob will present itself in a fashion no one on planet rainbow has seen in 6 rainbow years
 

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1 rainbow year=20.000 human years

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Shuni looked back with a stunned look on her face and said boy you got to be trippin. (which she always says through this pulitzer prize novel). As a matter of fact Uni I found one of these over at the rainbow studios....she pulled out?
 

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The biggest

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Object that has writing on it. It says in unicode that when all 5 relics are placed together in a pattern your cobs will shine brightly when the sun meets rainbow flake.....bewildered they put the metallic relic in their saddle and pushed forward
 

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Now on their mission both uni and Shuni have 2 sacred relics in their possession. But little do they know the dastardly plan the muffin munchers have in store for them when they reach cheesy bacon forest....
 

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Ooh great i love bacon

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Meanwhile at the cheesy bacon forest. The muffin munchers are planning their hairiest of attempts they have ever done. But before that...we need a background on the muffin munchers....
 

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There once were four sisters who were born out of wedlock by 2 mysterious individuals. They were put up for adoption at the Hotel Hospus for the mentally and physically ugly individuals who need attention in life.
 

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Or for short you can call it HHFTMAPUIWNAID
 

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As the muffin munchers grew to know it as....
 

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Many years passed in the hell hole of HHFTMAPUIWNAID. All 4 sisters were getting an itch for killing. So one day Maggie Muncher...the oldest of the 4 attacked Mother beeswax with her hairspin. Mother beeswax gagged to death. And all 4 sisters left that night and weren't seen again until the night Uni and Shuni met them unexpectedly 2 rainbow years later.

This is when 2 families destiny's become intertwined in a spiral of Good vs. Evil. Who will outshine who? Will it be uni and shuni? But what about the other 3 relics???? Will it be the 4 sisters of the muffin munchers with their tragic and horrendous upbringing? We will find out next time. ....
 
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Son of a bitch I missed the bacon forest!!!!

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