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Frank West’s Guide to Surviving the Holiday Shopping Apocalypse

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What could possibly be worse than a mall overrun with the living dead? How about rabid bargain-hungry hordes of holiday shoppers hopped up on lattes and cinnamon rolls? Either way you look at it, it’s beginning to look a lot like…the Apocalypse.

It’s in desperate times like these that people need to reflect upon the true meaning of the season, and ask themselves what Frank West – Dead Rising’s zombie-smiting hero and photojournalist extraordinaire – would do. One thing’s for sure: he wouldn’t venture into that wretched hive of sales and the soulless (aka The Mall) without the proper gear.

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