Put me on your list. I have enough material to mix gallons of juice.If you have recipes you like send them and I will mix any amount you want.You are my heroes!
You have helped me feel better and helped me out of a bad mental place.
Thank you!
I near bout pee my pants every Thursday night! Love lipsync battle@nabibrian if you need a good laugh check out lip sync battle on spike tv. You are sure to laugh!
I appreciate the offer my friend. I will keep your name on the "list".Put me on your list. I have enough material to mix gallons of juice.If you have recipes you like send them and I will mix any amount you want.
That is an amazing great remixed video wow!News time!
Say whaat?
Remember, you asked for it!lol great video Chef
I envision something much funnier come on ya'll I think you can do better!!
Is it TFA cinnamon danish or Caps cinnamon danish swirl?Okay full disclosure... I read j's earlier post that he likes custards.
I wanted to send him some but my attempts at my own have all... sucked. So I asked him for a recipe.
He sent me a few, all original.
I picked the apple cinnamon custard and changed a couple brands and percentages to fit.
I also wanted to put some FA Fiji in the Jerian juice...
The end result... FiJerian
Apple Pie (FA) 3
Cake Batter (CAP) 5
Cinnamon Danish Swirl (TFA) 3
Van. Custard V1 (CAP) 5
Fuji (FA) 2
So @j3rian, that's wot's in it if ya need to fix it.
I kept some for meself too...
Smells good. How long do you steep this stuff?
Ohh oh...
Throw it in a drawer for about a month, you'll WUV it!I used TFA.
Peoplezez!... I tried this stuff and it is not user friendly. OMG man, please forgive me for trying to assassinate you!
This (& every other V1 custard I've made) is truly the worst juice I've ever tasted.ICCCK! Gak yuck!
Custards are teh debil!
LMAO!!!I laughed. Then I laughed some more.
Sorry @Shark Vape but I think it is absolutely delicious!I used TFA.
Peoplezez!... I tried this stuff and it is not user friendly. Brian, OMG man, please forgive me for trying to assassinate you!
This (& every other V1 custard I've made) is truly the worst juice I've ever tasted.ICCCK! Gak yuck!
Custards are teh debil!
OK B,
Narrator:
A duck waddles into a grocery store...
Duck approaches the manager: Got any duck food?
Store Manager: No, we don't sell duck food, now, get on outta here.
Narrator: The duck leaves.
Narrator:
The next day, the duck waddles into the same grocery store.
Duck approaches the manager: Got any duck food?
Store Manager: NO, I told you yesterday, we don't sell duck food. Now, get outta here and don't come back!
Narrator:
The duck waddles out of the store.
Narrator:
The next day, the duck waddles into the grocery store.
Duck approaches the manager: Got any duck food?
Store Manager: NO!! I'VE TOLD YOU REPEATEDLY WE DON'T SELL DUCK FOOD!!! GET OUT AND DON'T COME BACK OR I'LL NAIL YOUR FEET TO THE FLOOR!!
Narrator: Duck waddles out of the store.
Narrator:
The next day, the duck waddles into the store and approaches the manager.
Duck: Got any nails?
Store Manager: What?? No, we don't have any nails!!
Duck: Got any duck food?
How to lose MASSIVE amounts of weight! We need to figure out a way to market this! Any ideas??? Worth reading to the end- I promise!
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck..
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5lbs as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10lbs program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10lbs as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25 lbs program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine."
He lost 33 lbs that week.
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.
The boy asked his father, “What is this, father?”
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don’t know what it is.”
While the boy and his father watched wide-eyed, an old lady, limping slightly with a cane, slowly walked up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady walked between them and into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles of light with numbers above the wall lit up. They continued to watch with fascination as the circles then lit up in the reverse direction.
When the walls opened again and out walked a beautiful 24-year-old woman, the man turns to his son and said, “Go get your Mother.”
A blonde is watching a ventriloquist perform at a bar and the ventriloquist, with his dummy, is telling blonde joke after blonde joke, filling the bar with laughter. After several of these jokes, the blonde stands up, infuriated, and yells, “Listen here, jackass. Not all blondes are stupid and the jokes need to stop, it is a very cheap way to get laughs.”
Stunned, the ventriloquist timidly begins to apologize, “Ma’am, I am so sorry. I had no idea I was offending anyone.”
The blonde replies, “Stay out of this, sir. I’m talking to that little shit on your knee!”
It's the last day of school in the first grade and all the children have brought presents for the teacher. Everyone is very excited.
The teacher knows all their parents and their jobs well.
Little Becky is first, she brings her gift, a small flat box to the teacher and exclaims Guess what it is! Guess what it is!.
Ms. Smith knows Becky's mom works at a candy shop so she gives the box a shake and guesses 'Is it chocolates???'
Becky screams YESSSS... YAAAYYY! & everybody is all excited & laughing. It's a big day.
Little Susie is next with her gift... Guess what it is! Guess what it is! Teacher knows Susie's mom owns a flower shop.
She gives the long box a big sniff and says 'Is it flowers?' Susie says YESSS Yes it is! Wheeeee! everyone is so excited.
Little Johnny is next and brings his large present to the front. She knows Johnny's dad owns a wine shop.
She sees there is a bit of seepage near the bottom of the crate... she guesses, 'Is it wine???' Johnny says Noooo....
She touches the wet place, gives a lil sniff and guesses 'Is it champagne?' Johnny says Noooo... Ms Smith is perplexed.
She reaches down and touches the wet spot again and gives it a little taste, and says 'I just don't know! What is it?
Little Johnny beams... It's a puppy!
Yes, more...more...more!!!!!!!
That's what SHE said!Yes, more...more...more!!!!!!!
Ha! Ha! What did that woman expect lmao
Funny you post that.
Oh yeah, this one is going on my Facebook....LOL!!Ben went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs. awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.
Ben picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her.
The wife said, ''What are we going to do?''
''Nothing,'' said Ben, ''The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it.''
Lmao!!And now, (9 hours & 4 margaritas into the VU Live anniversary show) a few words about tequila...