A guy went to his doctor saying he wanted to quit smoking, as his New Year's resolution. He complained the gum and patches didn't work on his previous attempts to quit, and asked if there were any other options.
The doctor mentioned that many of her patients had problems quitting because they were used to always doing something with their hands. The guy exclaimed "yes, I think that's a big part of it."
The doctor told him "no problem... I know just the trick", and prescribed him v!agra.