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Jimi

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Member For 5 Years
May be an image of 1 person and text that says 'WHEN IWAS A BOY WE DIDN'THAVE ANEA IT WAS JUST CALLED BEINGA LITTLE BASTARD CHAV LAD'
 

Jerry J

Member For 5 Years
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough
looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the
first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then
laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker
picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker
turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at
the counter.
Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man
put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the
bikers said to the waitress, "Not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He
just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
 

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