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The add read:
Husband Wanted
a lonely 70 year old woman decided it was time to marry again.
She put an add in the local newspaper that read:
Husband Wanted must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed.
All applicants must apply in person.
The followin day she heard a door bell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.
"You're not really asking me to consider you? the widow asked
Just look at you-- you have no legs".
The old gentleman smiled: Therefore I can't run around on you.
"You don't have any arms either" she snorted.
Again the old man smiled:
Therefore I could never beat you
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently:
"Are you still good in bed"
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said:
I rang the doorbell didn't I
Husband Wanted
a lonely 70 year old woman decided it was time to marry again.
She put an add in the local newspaper that read:
Husband Wanted must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed.
All applicants must apply in person.
The followin day she heard a door bell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.
"You're not really asking me to consider you? the widow asked
Just look at you-- you have no legs".
The old gentleman smiled: Therefore I can't run around on you.
"You don't have any arms either" she snorted.
Again the old man smiled:
Therefore I could never beat you
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently:
"Are you still good in bed"
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said:
I rang the doorbell didn't I
age limit for leggings 30yrs
should have said.." no, are you?"
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