Bird's heard this story already. I had a rough night at work Thursday, woke up in a lot of pain on Friday, mostly neck and right shoulder. As I'm drinking my coffee, boyfriend asks if I want to open a Christmas present. Weird. Told him I'd wait, but he kept asking. Finally, I told him if it was that important to him, I would.
I unwrap a box, about the size that a mod might come in. I look at the box, see a weird graphic on it that reminds me of a sperm (WTF?). Then I see "intimate massager" on the box. I started to get pretty pissed, knowing he had my stuff delivered to his Mom's house, had her wrap it and everything, too. He bought me a vibe and had it sent to his MOM's HOUSE?? And had her wrap it??!!!!
I go ahead and open the box and see something that looks like a phone, some wires, then got ultra confused. Looked at the box again, and started laughing. ULTIMATE Massager is what it said. It's a TENS Unit
So, yeah, that made me smile, and laugh a lot, first thing after I woke up.
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