Humour Mill - Smile a Day Challenge

[gopher_byrd]

 

[gopher_byrd]

 

[walton]

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if i could get a fat bank account i would take any size body lol. i remember aroung 6 yrs ago i had an account that had 1m in it, i was pleased untill i bought a newspaper then realised i was no longer a millionaire because of the cost of the bloody paper!

 

[Jimi]

 

[gopher_byrd]

 

[gopher_byrd]

 

[gadget!]

Sent from a Galaxy far far away

 

[Jimi]

 

[SnapDragon NY]

 

[SnapDragon NY]

 

[MyMagicMist]

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Uh huh, Uh huh ... Santa can send him for under my tree any year.

 

[SnapDragon NY]

Uh huh, Uh huh ... Santa can send him for under my tree any year.

Mine too- hubba hubba

 

[walton]

Mine too- hubba hubba

mrs klaus divorced him cause he only comes once a year

 

[gadget!]

mrs klaus divorced him cause he only comes once a year

And that's down a chimney!

Sent from a Galaxy far far away

 

[walton]

And that's down a chimney!

Sent from a Galaxy far far away

yeah, well the opening will be the size of a kardishan

 

[Jimi]

 

[Jimi]

 

[Jimi]

 

[Lady Sarah]

 

[MyMagicMist]

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Here in WV we train Nascar drivers. Kid you not police won't bother someone going 100+mph as long as there's no reckless endangerment, traffic is moving fine. Though when the police do stop you it's for missing the "Forbidden" sign.

That sign reads:

FORBIDDEN: Anything starting with, "here hold my beer and watch this!"

 

[gopher_byrd]

 

[gopher_byrd]

 

[Jimi]

 

[2WhiteWolves]

! WAKE UP ! from the MEDIA SPELL !

 

[2WhiteWolves]

! WAKE UP ! from the MEDIA SPELL !

 

[2WhiteWolves]

! WAKE UP ! from the MEDIA SPELL !

 

[Jimi]

 

[gopher_byrd]

 

[gopher_byrd]

 

[2WhiteWolves]

! WAKE UP ! from the MEDIA SPELL !

 

[gadget!]

Sent from a Galaxy far far away

 

[gopher_byrd]

 

[gopher_byrd]

 

[walton]

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depends which part they are looking at..lol

 

[walton]

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sounds like the lady next door!!

 

[Jimi]

 

[SnapDragon NY]

 

[Jimi]

 

[gopher_byrd]

 

[Lady Sarah]

 

[Lady Sarah]

 

[gadget!]

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Lol

Sent from a Galaxy far far away

 

[Jimi]

 

[Jimi]

 

[gopher_byrd]

 

[SnapDragon NY]

 

[SnapDragon NY]

 

[SnapDragon NY]

 

[SnapDragon NY]

 

[SnapDragon NY]