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that looks yuckkk

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gopher_byrd said:
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i dont think i could have a screw on top of that!

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gopher_byrd said:
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make it a bowling ball dave!

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Jimi said:

life is a sh@t sandwich, the more bread you have,the less s@it you eat.

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Duck Curling

Sent from a Galaxy far far away

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gadget! said:
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looks like me driving!

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gopher_byrd said:
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looks like my bank account

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May be an image of text that says 'hbury SAD NEWS Please join me in remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from epeated pokes to the belly He was 71. Dough Boy is survived by his wife, Play Dough three children, John Dough, Jane Dough and Dill Dough, plus they had one in theoven. Service were held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes txtj'

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May be an image of text that says 'A thief broke into my house last night....H started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him. |Joke Memes'

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May be an image of text that says 'TEACHER Billy, if there are 5 birds on a fence and you shoot 1, how many birds are left? BILLY- None, the others would fly away TEACHER The answer is 4 but like the way you think BILLY- have a question for you Miss. There are 3 women eating ice cream 1 licking 1 biting and 1 sucking. Which one is married? Teacher nervously answers The one sucking BILLY- The answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think ifunny.co'

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