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Jimi

Jimi

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May be an image of 2 people and text that says 'THIS RARE PHOTO WAS TAKEN JUST SECONDS BEFORE FAMOUS BANJO PLAYER ONE EYED BOB GOT HIS NICKNAME'
 
VapeOn1960

VapeOn1960

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Member For 4 Years
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I have no right to ask (goph) but maybe just delete that one. (I don't do FB but honestly don't judge others that do.. in fact, everyone does so no big deal) I do have a "fake" account just to look at stuff. My thought was that someone is looking at that and their child/grandchild sees it and says "why is there blood on those sheets?" (not really humor anymore) I have a twisted sense of humor too. I actually don't care...
 
MyMagicMist

MyMagicMist

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VapeOn1960 said:
I have a twisted sense of humor too. I actually don't care...
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*adopting a Hispanic toned voice* So you're saying you don't give a sheet (emphasized long e sound in sheet)?

Often, I cannot tolerate putting up with sheet. A doctor actually suggested I get three sheets in the wind once in a while. My wife said she will not pay for that sheet. Soon I realized sheet happens no matter what. Well, I've shot the sheet long enough. Next time we might talk about some Juan and really make it gossip.

ETA: The above was intended as humor in a good nature. Apologies if seems stereotyping, it is to some degree but only intended as jest, levity.
 
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