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having a take away!

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and use a nose plug!

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May be an image of text that says 'Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator. She goes balistic, You impotent bas as*ard! How could you lie to me all these years? Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, ex- plain the toy, you explain the kids.....'

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May be an image of dartboard and text that says 'At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me On a related note.. I suck at darts.'

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May be an image of 1 person, grass and text that says 'So.....I was sitting on the front porch, watching my girlfriend mow the lawn and this old woman comes to the fence and yelled at me.....You should be hung I yelled back: I am.......that's why she mows the lawn...!'

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May be an image of text that says 'bakers and asks man goes into bread rolls. The shopkeeper picks them up with the tongs and puts them paper bag. then asks for cakes shopkeeper picks them up with the tongs and puts them in the bag. The man says It's nice see you don't handle the food. The shopkeeper Nothing my shop is handled hand. He then noticed piece of string hanging out the shopkeepers trousers and asks What is that piece string The shopkeeper When need piss just pull string and pops That's OK says the man But how do you put That's no problem, says'

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May be an image of text that says 'went into Burger King today, the woman serving had a badge on her left breast that said Pat To cut a long story short I am now banned from Burger King|'

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May be an image of text that says 'A woman places an ad in the local newspaper that reads: Looking for a man with three qualifications: won't beat me up, won't run away from me, and is great in bed. Two days later her doorbell rings. Hi, I'm Tim. I have no arms so won't beat you, and no legs so I won't run away. What makes you think you are great in bed? the woman retorts. Tim replies, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?!?'

Ok I'd better quit now before I get in trouble

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and yet he could afford to build a death star........

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