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Jimi

Diamond Contributor
Member For 5 Years
May be an image of text that says 'IfI I get into bed with you and start snuggling, all you gotta do is snuggle back. It helps me fall sleep. Don't start asking me how I got into your house either... it ruins the moment'
 

Lady Sarah

Diamond Contributor
Member For 5 Years
true story:

Back in the late 1970s... with my adoptive mom's family visiting.

They arrived, all full of pride, with their little yorkshire terrier they named Prince Charming (PC, for short). After a while, the dog was humping my adoptive sister's leg.

My so-called cousin started calling the dog "PC, come. PC, come".

It became evident nobody had a sense of humor at all after I said "give him a chance. He is trying to".


 

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