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Jimi

Jimi

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May be an image of text that says 'A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and asked her to say the blessing. l don know what to say, the little girl replied. Just say what you hear Mommy say. The daughter bowed her head. Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?'
 
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walton

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dad was walking young johnie through the park, there were two dogs mating, "what are they doing dad?" they are making a puppy son, dad told him.a week later johnie walked into his parents bedroom and saw dad on top of mum, " what are you doing dad" we are making a sister for you son said dad. " mommy mommy quick lie on your back" why said mommy? "because ide rather have a puppy"
 
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