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Jimi

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Member For 5 Years
May be an image of 1 person, child and text that says 'I PULLED GRANDPA'S FINGER... PO Oldtimers'
 

Jerry J

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Member For 5 Years
A lady asked her husband to go to the store. The wife said, “Honey, please go to the supermarket and get a carton of milk, if they have bananas, get 6.” The man left and returned a short time later. He walked in the house with 6 cartons of milk. The wife yells, ”Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk”?!?! The husband, confused replied, “BECAUSE THEY HAD BANANAS”. He still doesn’t understand why his wife yelled at him.
 

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